I think some people was kinda angry when I teleported them. But I didn't care. Finally, a vacation where there won't be any Akatsuki. Is that Yurikami walking by? It is Yurikami!
Once I saw her, I glomped her very strongly.
"Shukaku-Kun, What are you doing here? Besides, would you get off me?! Your kinda 20 feet tall..." Yurikami said. I let go of her and blushed.
"Ummm, I kinda teleported everyone to Paris. And I'm sorry. I couldn't help touching your hot body!" I said. Yuri-Chan stared at me., "So, wanna go on a date?"
"Just because I'm bad, doen't mean I'll say no. Yes I would love to." Said Yuri-Chan then she waved my frozen face, "Shukaku? Shukaku? Hello?" I leaped with joy. Teme is SO gonna be jealous. I took Yuri-Chan to see the Eiffel Tower. Somehow Itachi and Deiara's friend Hitachi followed.
"How DARE that tanuki take my Yurikami!" Itachi whispered loudly.
"What are we going to do Itachi-Sensai?" Hitachi asked.
"Hita, we have to make sure that those two Can't Feel the Love Tonight!" Itachi said like a spy.
(Phase 1 of Itachi's Plan)
Yuri-Chan and I were looking at the Sunset. Itachi shot a poison senbon at Yuri-Chan's hand.
"Ow!" Yuri-Chan exclaimed. I took out the senbon with my teeth just before the poison would come affect and shot it at Itachi. Itachi fainted.
"That's gonna hurt a lot in the morning! Strike One." Hitachi said.
(Phase 2)
I was sharing Spaghetti with Yuri-Chan like the movie Lady and the Tramp. Itachi hired a spider to scare Yuri-Chan. The spider went halfway down, but stopped when he saw a Lady spider. Somehow, web designs hovered above us.
"Aww, isn't that romantic? Strike 2." Hitachi looked at the moment in awe. Itachi was wrapped up in a web coccoon.
(Phase 3)
Finally, we were at the Eiffel Tower. Itachi had a beehive with him. He threw the bee hive, but not the bees.
"Strike 3, You're Out!" Hitachi said as Itachi was getting gazillions of bee stings.
"That's it! I'm ending this once and for all!!!" Itachi said as he marched towards me. I used Sand Coffin on him.
"Was this the best date you ever had?" I asked, crushing Itachi with my sand.
"Yeah, but can you meet me at an underground Dance Club tonight?" Yuri-Chan asked.
"Sure!" I said, using Sand Tomb on Itachi.
Yuri-Chan please continue....
~Shukaku
