Itachi was glaring at me while I just yawned. This guy is boring me to death.
"Fire Style:Fire Ball Jutsu!" Itachi blew a fireball at me. I used my Sand Shield. No matter what Itachi tried, the sand protected me. Finally, I wanted to end this once and for all.
"Growth Jutsu!" I grew 50 feet. I cracked my knuckles, looking down at Itachi.
"What *hic* do you want me to do, Yuri-Chan? Eat him, step on him, slash him into pieces." I asked.
"Whatever, Just make him go far away..." Yuri-Chan said. I still had my bandages from the hospital. Using one of them as a sling shot, I threw Itachi to the Outback. Y'know down under. I now stared at Yuri-Chan, blushing of emmbrassement.
"Umm are you mad cuz' now I'm way bigger than you?" I askef. I didn't want her to feel small. She shook her head.
"I'm not cuz' One:You beat up Itachi and Two:You look more handsome this way." Yuri-Chan said in a sly voice. Suddenly, Dizzy came with a crow that had no tails.
"SHUKU, DAD SAYS YOU HAVE TO CARE OF ME! IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS, DAD GONNA COME HERE AND YELL AND BEAT YOU UP!!!" Dizzy yelled. Oh great. I have to keep my eys on her. Why didn't the Emperor of Angel Island just gave Teme the job? He's reliable.
"My name is Kokoro." The crow said. I knew she was a girl.
"Why *hic* are you not in human form?" I asked.
"I look like a boy..." Inside I'm going like this O_O.
"Kokoro, why don't you *hic* and Dizzy go sight seeing?"
"Okay..."
"Okay but first..." Dzzy said then hit me with her hammer many times. When she left with Kokoro, my head was sore. At least Yuri-Chan rubbed my head with medicine.
"How about I'll clean myself up and then we'll go get something to eat?" Yuri-Chan suggested.
(Hotel)
Because of my size, I had to wait outside for Yuri-Chan to change. I looked at her window and she was taking a shower. Hee hee. I giggled like a pervert. She saw me and barricaded the windows. What I did was first look to see if no one saw, then I ripped off the roof and looked down at Yuri-Chan, who was just dressing herself. I growled playfully at the sight of her.
"Bad Shukaku! No peeking!!!" Yuri-Chan said.
"Aww! I wanna see *hic* you!!!" I complained, but I put down the roof. After she was finished and went out of the hotel, I hugged her. I love her sooooo much.
Yuri-Chan or Anybody please continue....
~Drunk Shukaku
