I never get involved, do I? My turn. But first here's another song that'll fit Yuri-Chan and I:
On with the story...(By the way this had nothing to do with the Pervert Story)
I heard a big boom in the middle of Paris. I ran to find Yuri-Chan, lying down on the floor and Deidara chained up in chakra. I felt like stepping on the he-she right now. But I picked up Yuri-Chan's body in my giant claws. I touched her hair softly as if she were a precious doll. I gotten very angry. Deidara broke his chains and ran towards me. Blood was gonna shed.
"Sand Coffin!" I yelled as I lifted up my other hand. All of the Akatsuki were crushed by my supply of sand. They tried to talk but they were choked. Suddenly, a bus came to drop Itachi off.
"I just came back from Austrailia. What did I miss?" Itachi asked. He saw me with Yuri-Chan and was very furious. He was about to use his sharingan. HE was the one who started this. Who blinded Misa, captured my pal, and loved Yuri-Chan. HE was going to die first.
You. YOU ARE MY PREY!!!!!!!" I roared excitedly. Then I gave him my Predator eyes like what I did to Deiara, "Come!"
Itachi was frozen. He walked closer and closer to my legs. I grabbed him with my claws and put him right up to my face.
"MY MATE! MINE AND MINE ALONE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? IF YOU TAKE OR HURT ANY OF MY MATES, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!" I yelled. Itachi was very terrified. I dropped him and looked at Yuri-Chan again. I kissed her face very gently. Then she started to open her eyes.
"Wha-?" Yuri-Chan was confused. Quickly, I gave her some of my Very LARGE chakra and put her near my eyes.
"Hi Yuri-Chan. Did you miss me?" I said blushing. I thought her eyes were full of tears.
"You saved my life. I could've died. But thank you, Shukaku." Yuri-Chan said. I smiled, "But you know your Sand Coffin jutsu is still in affect..." Oh my gosh, she's right. I did Sand Burial on every Akatsuki member except for Deiara and her friends.
"Horray! You're alive!!!" I cheered as I twirled around. Yuri-Chan kissed me a lot. Teme I hope you are reading this because this proves that I'm stronger.
"Wow. I wasn't here for 10 minutes and everyone goes crazy without me. Funny isn't it?" I said, looking around at the fight's that occured. Suddenly, clay bombs were being shot. It was Deiara and Kitsune. I couldn't dodge.
"Rasengan!" I knew that voice. It was Teme. He hit Deiara's clay bird and landed on my ear.
"Teme! Boy, for the first time I'm glad to see ya!" I said. Teme did the 'Hn' noise like Sasuke.
"Thanks for the Sand Coffin. It gave me time to save Nee-Chan..." Teme said coughing. I gave him a thumbs up.
"I'll keep an eye on Yuri-Chan as well." I said with determination.
Someone please Continue....
~Shukaku