I woke up drunk in a hospital bed. I was bandadged all over my body except for my head and arms. I didn't really had any clothes on, but the badages made me decent so I staggered slowly out of the room. Once almost going through the door, someone stopped me with a long sword. How DARE he!?!
"Get out *hic* of MY way!" I yelled, punching the man right into the wall. I noticed white hair, big muscles, and Samurai-type clothing on this guy. I remembered who he was.
"...........Drunk as always, I see." He replied, dusting of the dirt from the wall.
"Sorry Okami. I didn't *hic* know that was you..." I said softly.
"No prob. Besides, that punch didn't hurt me at all. I faked it out." Okami said, putting the sword in its holder. No wonder the room felt cold around this guy.
"Shouldn't you be *hic* in Canada?" I joked around. Okami smirked.
"Shouldn't you be in a pub seducing your women?" He said sarcasticly. Okay, I am trying not to hit this wolf's head with a sake bottle or a cane....
"Ha ha, Very funny...Anyway, what are *hic* you doing here?" I asked. I can tell that Okami had a reason to visit me of all bijuu.
"I heard that you and Kyuubi are leading a Bijuu club. I want to be in it," Okami demanded, gritting his big teeth. Here is a oridinary samurai who died in the freezing cold, came back to life as a powerful wolf, decides that he is the legendary 9 member NOT Kaku, and he watns to be in Teh Bijuu Club.
"And if I refuse?" I said. Bad mistake. By sheer anger, Okami grabbed the sword and put it near my neck. I gulped in sheer terror.
"Okay, you just have to come with me to see Teme. But *hic* give me a black shirt." I said, holding my hand out. Okami gave me a shirt. We were off. I used the Growth jutsu on myself to become 50 feet tall. Being Big made me feel better.
"Can you also teach me that jutsu?" Okami finally asked. I don't want a Wind-Controlling wolf to be bigger than me. My eyes turned a bright yellow and I gave hin a death glare.
"Say that again, and I'll *hic* kill you..." I said, pointing to Okami with my huge claws. We kept walking.
"Sheesh, he acts like his jinchuriki sometimes!" Okami said to himself. How troublesome.
Okami or Teme continue...
~Big Drunk Shukaku
