I was still kissing Yuri-Chan when Teme, Dizzy, Chiyoko, and Suki came in.
"SHUKAKU! GOD! THAT'S SICK!" Teme yelled. I knew he was jealous
"EWWW! I may not know you, but Kyuubi-sensei's right! That's sick!" Dizzy said, covering her eyes. She must have lost her memory again...
I turned. "Heh, teme, you're just jealous!"
He scoffed as Dizzy crawled up ontohis back. "Why would I be jealous? I already have a girlfriend."
I looked very surprised. "Who?"
"My Suki," Teme responded, blushing. Teme blushing....Am I in hell?
"Geez teme, first you hate each other then you're getting along and you're dating?!"
"Yes..."
Then I smirked my evil smile. "She and your sister will be my new mates then."
At that, Teme was pissed. "YOU TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND OR MY SISTER AND I WILL MURDER YOU, RIP YOUR GUTS OUT, STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM SOME MORE, RIP APART YOUR BODY, RUN OVER YOU WITH A TANK, THROW YOU INTO A WOOD CHIPPER, AND THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN FOR KISAME'S SHARKS TO ENJOY!" I couldn't imagine that horror.
"Man, teme, you're violent!"
"And you're a sicko!" Dizzy said, poking her head from behind his shoulder and sticking out her tongue.
Teme was more pissed and said, "YOU TOUCH MY MATE AND MY SISTER I WILL BE THE ONE TO DIG YOUR GRAVE!"
The room was quiet. Did He just say what I think He said?
Teme turned to the door and Suki was standing there. I made some hand signs.
"Sand Tomb Jutsu!" I put Teme 1000 feet underground. Then I grabbed Chiyoko and kissed her.
"Me:3. Teme:1." I said, growing at a steady pace. Suki was still stunned. I patted her on the head.
"Suki, you can have Teme and I'll take Chiyoko." I smirked as I left to find more women.
(Bar)
I stopped close to a bar building. I ripped off the roof and put my claws inside to get me some sake.
"Uhhh, hey Shukaku-Sempai!" Kokoro said loudly. If I made her my mate, everyone would think I was gay. Oh well!
"Wanna have a sake drinking contest?" I asked.
"Sure!" Kokoro said happily. 45 minutes later, we were both tied to 9,000 bottles. I got VERY big after that. I never knew a girl, demon rather, that can drink as much sake as me.
"You are *hic* so cool!" I said. Kokoro blushed. 4 mates, a lot more to go. Okami shortly came back with french fries glazed with Gravy and Cheese.
"I didn't find Kyuubi, but I met a Canadian chef that gave me some poutine..." Okami said, eating the fries. I looked at him drunkly.
"Teme *hic* is buried alive. But I need more mates."
"How many do you have?"
"Four *hic*. Jessica, Yurikami, Chiyoko and Kokoro. It's a start." I was getting more excited by the minute. Okami just cursed himself. This is gonna be a very amusing trip.
Someone Continue....(In Your Face, Teme XD)
~BIG drunk Shukaku
