SHUKAKU IS BANNED FROM TEH BIJU CLUB!

HE HAS NOT WON! I'M KILLING THAT TANUKI! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO STOP ME! THAT WOMANIZING PERV IS DEAD! I WILL F-KING RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND FEED HIM TO KISAME'S F-KING SHARKS IF I HAVE TO! THAT BASTARD IS NOW NOT MY FRIEND! HE IS MY ENEMY AND HE NEEDS TO DIE! I rose from the sand trap, breaking it open with Dizzy's help and I was pissed. "Suki, Dizzy, I need your help," I said, "I need to get a certain tanuki."

And then, I wrote a song on the spot, showing my hate of that womanizing-manipulative-bastard! I began walking with Suki and Dizzy beside me.

YOU BACKSTABBING COWARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
WE WERE FRIENDS,
BUT YOU SCREWED IT UP!
MY WRATH OF THIS SONG
DOESN'T BEGIN TO SATISFY MY HATE OF YOU!

YOU BASTARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
MY FORMER EX-FRIEND,
YOU SCREWED IT UP INSTEAD!
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
AND I HATE YOUR GUTS!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!

YOU TOLD ME HOW YOU TRUSTED ME IN THE BEGINNING
DID I TRUST YOU?
AT FIRST YES,
BUT NOW, HELL NO!
YOU KISSED MY SISTER,
TRIED TO STEAL MY GIRL
BUT NOW YOU HAVE ENTERED DEEP WATERS
YOU ARE DEAD!

YOU BACKSTABBING COWARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
WE WERE FRIENDS,
BUT YOU SCREWED IT UP!
MY WRATH OF THIS SONG
DOESN'T BEGIN TO SATISFY MY HATE OF YOU!

YOU BASTARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
MY FORMER EX-FRIEND,
YOU SCREWED IT UP INSTEAD!
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
AND I HATE YOUR GUTS!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!

YOU HAVE ENOUGH WOMEN!
YOU STOLE MY SISTER AWAY!
MY FRIEND AND MY RIVAL TOO!
YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND,
BUT YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK
BUT YOU DON'T CARE!
DO YOU SHUKAKU?!

YOU BACKSTABBING COWARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
WE WERE FRIENDS,
BUT YOU SCREWED IT UP!
MY WRATH OF THIS SONG
DOESN'T BEGIN TO SATISFY MY HATE OF YOU!

YOU BASTARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
MY FORMER EX-FRIEND,
YOU SCREWED IT UP INSTEAD!
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
AND I HATE YOUR GUTS!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!

YOU BASTARD!
YOU WOMANIZING PERV!
MY FORMER EX-FRIEND,
YOU SCREWED IT UP INSTEAD!
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
AND I HATE YOUR GUTS!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!

I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I KILL YOU!

SHUKAKU! YOU'RE DEAD!

I got where Shukaku was, as usual, he was drunk. "Hehe... Teme, I made out with your sister."

I was pissed, my chakra was leaking out, my fox ears and tail were showing, but then my wrath subsided. I knew what to do. "SHUKAKU ICHIBI! YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE BIJU CLUB AND LEGENDARY 9! OKAMI NOW HAS YOUR POSITION!"

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No joke, I did write that song. No help too.

~Kyuubi

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