I Fought The Law and The Law Won/One Piece

~Shukaku

Grr! Hachi saved Yuri-Chan's life, but Yuri-Chan doesn't remember me. She looks different. Maybe I can help her remember me. I know! I must sing songs to show how I care. I grabbed Hachi by the neck and we went to work on a concert stage.

"I don't sssssing......" Hachi said. Sand went up his left thigh, "Okay, I'll do it, ssssheesh!" Finally, we were ready to record the song worldwide.

Shukaku:Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

Hachi:I needed the money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

Shukaku:I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the

[Instrumental]

Hachi:Robin' people with a six gun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

Shukaku:I miss my baby and I miss my fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

Hachi:I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the

[Instumental]

Shukaku:I fought the law and the law won

Both:We fought the law and the law won

Hachi:I fought the law and the law won

Both:We fought the law and the law won

Shukaku:I fought the law and the law won

Both:We fought the law and the law won
We fought the law and the law won

We fought the law and the

When we finished, Hachi went to his emo corner and I wrote a note to Yuri-Chan:

Dear Yurikami,
Although you may not remember me, I remember you. You may think I'm a fanboy or a stalker, but I'm not like that when it comes to you. I was just like your papa; nice, kind, funny, sometimes I drink and grow bigger, but I really love you. I don't care if you hate me or if you are afraid of me. I'll still love you. Can you please meet me at The Sand Village Square at 11:30 PM tonight? It will mean a whole lot to me if you came. Thank you.

From Always,
Your Secret Admirier
S.I.

I gave the note and a bunch of roses to my sand, who left to give it to Yuri-Chan. Then, I took Hachi out of his emo corner and took him to a Pub to have some sake.

~Jess, Deiara, and Naruto

"What are you listening to, believe it!" Naruto asked. Deiara had her headphones on.

"While the demons were fighting, I was listening to I Fought The Law by Shukaku and Hachi, un." Deiara answered. Suddenly, I had this crazy idea.

"Let's be pirates!!!" I yelled randomly. Deiara and Naruto backed away.

"You mean from One Piece, un?" Deiara said. I nodded.

"I'll be Luffy, Naruto would be Chopper, and you'll be Zolo." I said. This was gonna be fun.

Someone Continue....

~Jess
~Shukaku

End