One Piece:Naruto Style/The BIG Problem

Jess~

Once There Was A Great Ninja Pirate(Minato), So great, he was hanged for taking the greatest treasure of all. Before he was excuted, he said these last words...

"You will never find the treasure. I hidden everything in One Piece..."

Now, ninjas from all around the world come far and wide to show the pirates how great ninjas are by being The King/Queen of the Pirates. One crew will change.

Jess as Luffy
Deiara as Zolo
Temari as Nami
Gaara as The Chef guy with the blonde hair(I forgot his name)
Lee as The SlingShot Guy(Same as the last one)
Naruto The Fox as Tony Tony Chopper

"By the way, our ship will be floating on air...." I said. Everyone stared at me....

Akatsuki~
Pein was getting annoyed. Kyuubi was somewhere off, Naruto was long gone, Deiara and Yurikami were gone, and everything didn't seem right. The mini-students of the Akatsuki told him their plan.

"So, our little friends are in an air-sailing adventure? Perfect!" Pein shouted, then started to sing.(By the way, what he meant by King, he meant Shukaku and Kyuubi)

Pein:I remember a time
When crime was sublime
There was plenty of loot in the lair
We'd plunder and pillage
And ransack a village
With nary a worry or care
Then along came this king
With his soft-hearted dream
But he ratted us out in the end,
So rally the troops!
We were meant to regroup
And return to our roots once again!
Are you in or out?
Gotta know without a doubt
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed
I'm the best, success is guaranteed
Are you men or mice?
Take a slice of my advice!
You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout?
Better vote for me
Are you in or out?

All of the other Akatsukis had to talk(sing) about this idea....

Akatsuki:We used to be smart, yes,
Horrendously heartless
In ravaging raids, we were rough
We knew what we had
To be blissfully bad;
Then Hita brought this sensitive stuff!
And we strayed from the path
Of our rigorous wrath;
Now we're taking a bath in the dust!
But we'll reclaim our winnings,
Our humble beginnings,
In turmoil and torture we trust!
Are you in or out?
Double-crossers or devout?

Pein:Put your faith in me,
Pretty soon you'll see
I'm the prince of generosity

Akatsuki:Are you foe or friend?

Pein:Here's the path I recommend
You want a ride to fame?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?
Are you in or out?

Itachi:We'll go robbing in all the right places,

Kisame:From Konoha Homes to The Free

Deidara:Imagine the fear on their faces

Zetsu:When we drop by for cookies and tea

Pein:Come along, boys!
Follow me!
Are you in or out?
If you're with me, give a shout

Akatsuki:YAY!

Pein:I'll lead you all the way,
Into the glory days

Tastu:We'll begin a life of crime that pays

Toby:Are you out or in?

Kakuzu:Make your choice now, sink or swim!

Pein:You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout
What's it gonna be?
Consider carefully.
Are you in or out?

"We're in to become pirates!!!" The whole Akatsuki shouted.

Shukaku~
It almost 11:30 P.M. and Yuri-Chan is going to be here any minute. I'm so nervous. This might sound crazy, but I didn't drinl any sake. If I grow, Yuri will get afraid of me. I had to be careful. I was sitting on the rooftop when suddenly I grew 50 feet tall. What the heck!?! Kankuro passed by me.

"By The Way, while Temari and Gaara were packing to go treasure hunting, I gave Gaara some sake. Now I shall run away." Kankuro said then ran. I can't believe it! Now I'm too big for the resturant to go into. Why do I even bother? Yuro-Chan will still not love me anyway. I sat down like how L from Death Note and cried. I know....I became emo...But someone heard me...

"Hello? Hey Mr.Big guy!!!" A girl was yelling. It was Yuri-Chan!

Someone continue....

~Shukaku & Jess

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