~Shukaku
Yuri-Chan is here? Oh god! WhatdoIdo, whatdoIdo!?! I'm so nervous, I could just die.
"Are you okay?" Yuri-Chan asked, "You seem worried." I blushed. Gee, I'm sweaty...
"Umm, I'm just shy, that's all. Are you really afraid of me?" I asked. Yuri shook her head. At least I made some fries for us to share. But I didn't know that there was hot sause in them. My mouth was on fire. Yuri-Chan gave me the first cold drink that was available....which was sake. I grew a lot more feet. For once, I didn't like it one bit.
"Are you alright?" Yuri-Chan said. I nodded.
"I'm *hic* sorry about myself. This wasn't supposed to happen..." I said.
"Oh no. It's okay. It's not your fault. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Yurikami. What's yours?"
"*hic*I'm Shukaku Ichibi." I introduced myself. Oh man, if Teme was here to see this, he'll keep laughing for a month.............
~Jess
I was eating some Gum Gum Fruit, listening to Deiara's song when I bumped into a black haired man.
"Oh god. I'm so sorry!" I apologized. The man's red eyes scared me. He should be part of my crew.
"It's me, Hachi...." the man said. I suddenly got a little wiser...
"Let me guess, you are a Darker side of Hachi who wanted to take over so you send the real Hachi to sleep for eternity. Am I Correct?" I asked. The Hachi froze for a second.
"Got a problem with that, human?" Hachi said.
"It depends...are you cooler than the real one?"
"Yesss."
"Okay then. It's settled. You will be in my crew!" I said. Hachi wanted to know how to get on the flying ship. I smiled as I grabbed him and used myself as a slingshot.
"Gum Gum SlingShot!" We flew all the way into the ship. We were sailing right into the middle of the Sand Village when BOOM! A clay bird hit us. It was the Akatsuki and their own flying boat. Kisame tried to slash me, but Deiara block it with her katanas. Eveyone was fighting; Lee, Temari, Deiara, Cool Hachi, Gaara, well Naruto the Fox was tring to run away, but at least everyone was fighting. Just when I was about to punch the Inuzuka Pervert, a voice boomed out.
"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Someone shouted. Everyone stopped. Sensai, who was VERY big, was standing right in the middle of the battle.
"JESSICA KITRI JOSEPH, YOU COME RIGHT HERE NOW!!!" Sensai yelled. All of the Akatsuki laughed at my full name. I quickly punched Hitachi, then faced the nagging of a lifetime.
"I left for one moment just to meet a new person and then you ruin it by fighting..." Sensai letured me. Naruto piped up.
"Blame the Akatsuki. Before they showed up, we were supposed to raid some videogame stores and Ramen Shops, believe it!" Naruto said. Both Sensai and I glared at him.
"Can we continue, please Sensai?" I asked.
"Fine...But don't bother me. And by the way, you need a straw hat." Sensai said as he gave me a straw hat to put on. Then he left us to go back to the fighting while he was struggling to get his date right...
Someone Continue...
~Jess
~Drunk Shukaku
