....I'm stunned. My plan went from good to bad to worse. Now, Yurikami would never love me the way we loved ever again. That's when I smiled evilly. Yoshida-Chan would be mine and mine alone today....
(Phase A)
For now on, I'm making the sand follow Yoshida-Chan inorder to protect, to talk, to hug, and if I wanted to, rape her. Next, I drank some sake, but suddenly felt strange. In my mind, I'm seeing another me.
"Who are you!?!" I said. The other me smiled.
"I'm the Drunken you..."
"Oh, what do you want?"
"Since you and I are the same demon, I'm going to help you get Yuri-Chan back!"
"What's the catch? I give up my life and you take over? You getting everything in my will?"
"No, just drink more sake."
"Deal."
(Phase B)
I, now a 50-foot tall drinking monster, saw what was left of the fighting that was going on. I then saw Deiara, flying towards me with her clay bird and she had Jess.
"Here's Jess, un. I saved her from killing herself." Deiara explained.
"I'm not a baka.........." Jess muttered as I saw tears strolling down her cheeks.
"Look, *hic* keep Jessy-Chan safe. Also *hic* want to help get a mate?" I asked Deiara.
"What's in it for me, un."
"*hic*$4,000,000,000 in Credit." I pulled out my credit card.
"Deal, un."
(Phase C)
I'm going to kill whoever dissed Jess that way. My claws grew bigger as I grew bigger. I can't believe that the Akatsuki were still here....
"We are going to capture ya!!!!" Kisame screamed. Itachi slapped his forehead. Then everyone, demons, akatsukis, everybody was fighting someone. I hate it when they fight and I'M not in it...
"QUIET!!!!!!!!" I roared loudly. Everyone froze. I was causing many earthquakes.
"Okay, *hic* which one of you bozos started this whole THING? I'll RIP OUT THEIR OWN BODY IF I HAVE TO!!!!" I was slashing the air with my claws and was breathing heavily. Deiara calmed me down a little. I heard some music with my huge raccoon ears. I turned at Tobi.
"Tobi stole Demon Trio CD from Leader-Sama!" Tobi smiled. Man, that human was random. With my sand, I grabbed the CD player and played the first song Animal I Have Become. That fits my mood. The full moon bacame yellow, like my hungry eyes. My stomach growled even more. I licked my lips repeatly as I looked around at everyone. But mostly Teme. Teme hurt Jess. And now, teme will be my prey....
"I say, retreat! Naara, you stay here." Pein said as the Akatsuki left. Naara groaned impatiently.
"YEAH! BRING IT ON FROM ANYWHERE!!! TEME, YOU WILL BE KILLED THEN EATEN FIRST. GIANT SAND SHURIKEN!!!" I yelled, getting excited.
Someone continue...
~Drunk, Hungry Shukaku
