~Jess & Deiara
At The Sound Village, someone knocked on Sasuke's door.
"I'll get it!" Karin shouted. She opened the door and looked up to see a GIANT man, cracking his knuckles.
"Is Uchiha available?" I asked. Karin closed the door. A minute later, a sand tsunami slamed into the house.
"KKKKKAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIN!" Sasuke yelled. Deiara snickered to herself.
"This IS fun, for now un." Deiara said.
"To Hot Topic!" I said.
[Hot Topic]
"You expect me to believe that you are a 50 ft tall man buying girl clothing for your sister?" The cashier woman said staring.
"Yes.." Deiara said, trying not to say un, giving the lady a credit card. The lady was pleased. We went out of Hot Topic, Deiara wanting to go to a book store.
"I have another idea." I said to Deiara telepathicly.
[Shukaku's Mansion-Manga Room]
"Awesome un." With yellow eyes, Deiara looked around into the room filled with old AND new manga, "How did Shukaku get all this?"
"He once killed a Manga Store Owner and multiple crazed anime fans. Plus, He and I go to Borders." I said. We looked around and got Naruto, DeathNote, and other anime manga to "borrow" from Sensai. Just when things were getting better...
"Shukaku Ichibi...my new experiment..." Someone said. My cursemark burned. It was Orochimaru.
"I thought you were dead!" I yelled.
"Don't believe everything on TV, Shukaku or should I say Jessica and Deiara!" Orochimaru yelled, then he snapped his fingers. A glass cage trapped us.
"Wait a minute, why aren't we changing back un." Deiara asked. Orochimaru chuckled.
"First, I want to experiment with Shukaku. Anything I do to you two, Shukaku takes the blow. Besides, this cage is unbreakable and chakra sealed. You can't do jutsu or anything."
"I KNEW this was going to happen!" Deiara complained. I saw Kabuto teleported us to the HideOut.
"Now let's see you handle this." Kabuto pushed a button. Sake filled the cage. We couldn't breath. The only way to get out of here is to drink sake, grow out of the cage and beat up Orochimaru.
"Deiara, do you trust me?" I asked, thinking.
"Define trust."
"Gah! Just drink all of the sake."
"What! Why can't you do it, un!?!"
"I'm the bottom, you're the top half. Get it!?!"
"Fine, un." Deiara said, then she drank the sake. The cage was now empty and we both started hiccuping and growing more.
"I see. Shukaku can grow as much as he wants and has great abilities when drunk. Perfect! Imagine, Giant ninjas of great strength. With them I can rule the world!!!!!" Orochimaru laughed.
~Drunk Shukaku
As I was drinking sake from a bar, I became more drunk that I was before and I grew. What's going on?
"Hey, you up there! Are you the Co-Leader?" Someone asked. I looked down to see a girl. She must be a biju.
"Yep *hic*! My name is Shukaku. What's yours?"
"I'm Asagi. Pleased to meet you." She said. We started talking and I told her where to find Teme. She left. Just when I was about to go somewhere, something heavy went into my stomach.
"Hey Shukaku-San..." It was Raijuu.
"Hi *hic* Raijuu. What's up?"
"I really like Kokoro, but I'm too shy."
"Dude, just *hic* show her how much you love her. Heck, maybe she *hic* feels the same way." I was also thinking about Yuri as well.
"Okay. But for now, I'm sleepy..." Raijuu was about to sleep when I heard crying. It was Yoshida-Chan. She was having a headache and tears fell on her face.
"Ichibi-San, NNNNNYYYYAAAAAAA!!!" She meowed. I held her very gently.
"It's okay. *hic* Just tell me what happened."
"It was one of those bad memories. A girl with white hair was yelling at me. I think I was at the Bad side. Then you saw me. You were hugging me. Drunk as you were, you were begging me to go back to you. But I pushed you aside. Snow began to fall. You were heartbroken...and-" Yoshida-Chan explained, then started to cry. She then felt a big tear drop fall on her head. It was me, crying. I couldn't help remembering that cold, sad day.
"Don't cry, Yoshida-Chan. Don't cry! I'll let nothing bad *hic* happen to you." I said, hugging her. After 10 minutes of crying, we calmed down.
"Do you want me to *hic* take you home?" I asked. Yoshida-Chan nodded. I walked slowly to the house with Yuri in my hair. I lifted the roof up, put Yuri in her bed, kissed her, then put the roof down. Kyo was standing next to me.
"Mine.." He growled.
"MY MATE!" I growled back. Then I walked away, but did one thing, "Sand Shuriken..."
"Ow, my arm!" Kyo exclaimed. I snickerd then dissapeared somewhere.
Someone Please Continue..
~Drunk Shukaku
~Drunk Jess
