YOU WHAT!?!

~Naara
Dei-Dei left. I wanted to see where she went. It's not like she's in trouble...

"GGGRRRRRRRR!" Someone growled. It was Sosha in Wolf form. He looked angry.

"What's wrong?" I asked him in Gaara's voice.

"It's Orochimaru. He's got Jessica and Deiara as experiments!" Once Sosha said that, darkness ran through me. I quickly got my motorcycle.

"Hop on!" I yelled. Sosha got on and we rode all the way to the Sound Village.

~Drunk Jessica

Oh great! Deiara and I were both drunk, giant teenagers who can't do any jutsu still stuck in that stupid cage and whatever happens to us, happens to Sensai. How can THIS be worse?

"By the way, I used the Reincarnation Jutsu to bring back the Sound 5. Enjoy!" Orochimaru ran up to his room on the high floor.

I saw Tayuya, Kidomaru, Sakon, Jirobo, and one of my childhood friends, Kimimaru. No, it's true. We were friends. I was in the Kaguya jail cell with him. I was 7. He was 8. We played together all the time. But before he went to Orochimaru, the Akatsuki trapped me. I gave him a kiss on the forehead, promising that we would meet again. But when Gaara, Lee, and I fought him, I hugged him one last time before he died. I made the same promise again to him, although he died crying. He gave me permission to use his curse mark form as a puppet. Ever since then, I never saw him again...until now.

"When I was *hic* 4-" Deiara started to say. I grabbed her, broke out of that cage and ran.

"Come back here! I wanna play Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do on you!!!" Sakon yelled, cursing at me. I ran....into a spider web! Kidomaru and some other guy was making the web.

"Long time no see, Jess. I would like to introduce to you Taro the Assasin!" Kidomaru said, pointing at the boy who smiled.

"Again, *hic* I KNEW I'll regret this, un!" Deiara said.

"Not helping!" I whispered.

"Any last words, punk?" Taro asked. I just stared at him.

"LET THEM GO!!!" Some people said. We turned. Sosha, Naruto, Naara, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Sensai was here.

"OMG!" I yelled. Shikamaru sighed.

"Lady Tsunade gave us three a mission..." Shikamaru explained.

"I want to kill Orochimaru!" Sosha yelled, running upstairs.

"I wanna see Dei-Dei, believe it!" Naara said. Deiara went next to him.

"I love *hic* it when you call me Dei-Dei un." Deiara smirked.

"After I left *hic* the hospital, THIS HAPPENS!?!" Sensai yelled at me. Gaara-Chan looked mad as well.

"Enough talk, let's fight!" Jirobo said, throwing a big rock at Shikamaru. Naara used his Dark Rasengan. Sakon attacked me.

"Multiple Fists Barrage!" He punched me 8 times. Gaara, Sensai, and I felt it. There was no way that we are going to win.

Someone Continue...

~Drunk Shukaku and Jess

End