~Jess
A giant spider was heading towards Deiara as Kitsune got out the drumsticks. I need to work out the jutsu before Deiara dies!
"Blood Switch Jutsu!" I switched some of my blood with Deiara's, so I'm the one that's bleeding instead of her. I was waving my arms in the air, trying to get some attention.
"Hey Spider! I'm bleeding!!! How about tasting me!?!" I yelled. The spider looked at me disgusted.
"I'm hungry, not desperate! I don't eat stupid little girls!!!" The spider said, then went back to Deiara. I really got angry and I wanted to change my attitude a little bit.
"Before both of us dies, how did you do what you did last time un?" asked Deiara.
"When Orochimaru put the curse on me, he had sealed in many rules to it. One of them is that I can make anyone and everyone my enemy/prey in seconds. For example," I said then looked at the spider with murder in my eyes.
Jess:Nanananananana
Nananananana
Nanananananana
Nananananana
I guess I just lost my boyfriend
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna drink my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent (Nope)
I got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
I then walked up to the spider and slapped it hard.
Jess:Nanananananana
I wanna start a fight
Nanananananana
I wanna start a fight
So so what
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you
Tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool, so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
"You are going to pay runt..." Spider then yelled at me. I stuck my tounge out.
Jess:(Uh, check my flow)
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simp (Sh#!)
I guess I'll go sit with tomboy
At least I'll know how to hit
(What if their songs on the radio
That somebody's gonna die)?
I'm gonna get in trouble
My ex'll start a fight
Nanananananana
He's gonna start a fight
Nanananananana
We're all gonna get in a fight
So so what
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you
Tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool, so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
As I looked up to Deiara, who was getiing more clay bombs ready, I finally realised something. So the next parts were sung at Deiara.
Jess:You weren't there
You never were
You weren't at all
But that's not fair
I gave you life
I gave my all
You weren't there
You let me fall
So so what
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done (We're done)
I'm gonna show you
Tonight
I'm alright (I'm alright)
I'm just fine (I'm just fine)
And you're a tool, so (So)
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
(I don't want you tonight)
No no, no no
I don't want you tonight
You weren't there (I'm gonna show you)
I'm gonna show you
Tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool, so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
Badadadadadada
Badadadadada
Fianlly, I stuck out my middle finger at the spider. The spider charged at me with great rage.
"Breathless Jutsu!" I held out my breath. Oxygen wasn't in the room. I let Deiara have some so she wouldn't choke. But the spider didn't make it. It suffocated.
"You saved my life.....twice un." Deiara said stunned. I shrugged.
"I am bad luck for enemies. But for you, i'll protect you with all my life." I said, lying down.
~Naara
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" I said. 4 other clones appeared and surrounded Taro, "Now, Clone Body Slam!" Taro got crushed by the clones, but got out easily. Then he noticed something.
"You look like as if a GaaNaru fangirl created you..." Taro mocked. I growled that Gaara growl. It took him THAT long to notice it!?
"Come at me..." I sighed.
~Dark Shukaku
It's decided. I'm eating Dark Teme and THEN killing Teme. And no one is going to stop me!
"Ummm hi?" Someone from the bushes said. I stared. It was Kokoro, Hachi, Kai, and Raijuu.
"What's up?" I said, evilling smirking. Kokoro hit me with a fan. Ow! I needed that. Hachi stared at me. Kai was confused and so was Raijuu.
"Okay, Hachi. What's the difference between this one?" Kai asked looking at me.
"I'm cooler, bigger, better, eviler, and wiser!" I said. The look on their faces said yeah right.
"Let me guesssssss, you're trying to klll Kyuubi but can't bacause Dark Kyuubi put a seal on him?" I looked at Hachi, then took out a sake bottle that Shukaku was saving for later. I drank it with immense delight and grew bigger.
"First I'll crush on Dark Hachi like the bug he is, then I'll eat Dark Teme!" I lifted up my foot when a voice piped up.
"What the hell is with that disco hippie voice!?!" It was Kyuubi. He had FINALLY finished training. Yes! I smiled my evil smile. My prey.....
Someone Continue.....
~Dark Shukaku
~Jess
~Naara
