First off, Happy B-Day Naruto!
~Jess
"Ow, that hurt un." I heard Deiara's voice when I woke up. I noticed something. Fox ears, fox tails, red eyes?
"What the freak is going on with you?!" I yelled.
"I should say the same thing, un!!!" Deiara yelled back. I ran into a mirror to see what I looked like. Tanuki ears, One huge tail, yellow eyes, and was blushing. I was drunk again! Dang that Micheal Jackson traitor! He'll pay for this!!!!!!
"So, *hic* what do we do now?" I asked serious.
"We need to find out our abilities first, then we make our move un." Deiara said, "But first, I need candy..." I slapped my forehead. Deiara's now a candy addict....great. Time to get started.
"Deiara, *hic* look up." I saw a video camara. Orochimaru was watching us. Deiara conjured some chakra in her palm.
"Rasengan!" She destroyed the video camara. I was s little shocked but it didn't pass through me. I just had a good idea that'll really work.
[Later...]
"Good Afternoon, Lord Orochimaru." Sakon said(Only he and Ukon really wasn't killed off yet).
"Sending a prisoner to the harsh wild I see..." Ukon muttered. Orchimaru smiled.....but it was really me in disguise guiding Deiara outside the Sound Village. I could transform into anyone without using chakra or handsgins thanks to my state. I poofed back into myself, then layed down on the floor. My stomach rumbled.
"Aw man! He really done it, un. He made us into Shukaku and Kyuubi! I don't want to be a fox who cuts his wrists all the time. He's a disgrace to emos everywhere un!" Deiara ranted. I looked at her as I grew 2 feet from the spot. I was very hungry, I couldn't think of anything else. We started to leave when...
"Not's so fast girls!" Sakon and Ukon said. I sighed.
"Sand coffin......" I whispered. The two twins were finally dead. I licked off the blood from my sand as we kept walking.
"We have got to get you something to eat fast..." Deiara said.
"Why? Do you really care about me and forgot my annoying personality???" I asked.
"No, un. I don't wanna pay all of these medical bills," there was silence, "Just kidding!" I smirked, then punched Deiara on the shoulder. How was I supposed to know I had super strength and super speed?
"Sorry Deiara." I apologised after I got Deiara out of the tree trunk. We were silent for the whole trip back.
~Dark Shukaku
"C'mon Emo boy! We're going to miss Neka!" I said to Teme who was cutting his wrists now. In 5 minutes, we were standing near Neka's house. D.Teme didn't show up yet.
"I'll go tell Neka what's happening. You'll distract D.Kyuubi." Teme said to me. I nodded, and I looked up at D.Teme who came here just now.
"Yo, Dark Teme! What's up?" I said cooly.
"I want to meet the traitor, NOW!" He demanded. I cracked my knuckles.
"Over my dead body*hic*!"
"I thought you'd never asked." D.Teme showed his teeth, ready to fight in order to get Neka's dark side out. I made some hand signs.
"Giant Sand Tsunami!" I yelled. The sand covered him completely. But he wasn't down.
"Blood Inferno Rasengan!" Blood splattered everywhere. I got excited as well. The bloodlust was mine in the first place, but HE stole it from me. Now this is an ultimate battle between Weak and Strong, Wise and Wiser, Tanuki and Kitsune. Well, you get what I mean. But this was enough to distract D.Teme so Teme and Neka could escape.
~Naara
My battle was over. It was freaky, but it was over. Now, my baby!!!
I hugged my motorcycle which was fixed by my darkness. I was so glad to have her back. Speaking of love, I teleported right to where Dei-Dei was. But she looked different...
"Hi, Naara..." Dei-Dei said. She had tails and ears of a fox. I fainted.
"Can I poke him with a stick?" Jess asked Dei-Dei. Dei-Dei shook her head. I was down and out.
Someone please continue...
~Dark Shukaku
~Big Jess
~Naara
