Yeah, dead world (Personality Chat)

Me: Yup... Teh Biju Club may be #1 world, but it's pretty much dead.
Kyuubi: So it's like me and her talking to ourselves. Oh, and I knew this world was dead. I saw it coming and I pretty much just want it to stop wasting space.
Me: In other words delete it?
Kyuubi: Correct.
Me: What if we-
Kyuubi: No, won't work.
Me: How about-
Kyuubi: Nope.
Me: So what do you propose?
Kyuubi: Delete the world and get on with it.
Sosha: Yeah, we should stop wasting everyone's lives.
Me: Stop being rain on a sunny day you two
Kyuubi: *goes into closet and starts cutting*
Sosha: *crawls under a bed to die*
Me: *sighs and looks at Taro and Deiara* You have any ideas?
Taro: New members I guess...
Me: How? Much less, I doubt anyone would want to join this joke. In fact, I'm not really much of a leader. *crawls in corner to sulk*
Deiara: Great, so are we going to delete it?
Taro: Don't be too hasty!
Deiara: Then what do you propose we do? It's not like anyone's going to write anymore with all the crap that's going on in with their lives. I agree, delete the world and stop wasting people's times.
Taro: Come on! There has to be a way to keep the club alive!
Deiara: Like what un?! It's not like we can get any new members! Adding to that, this club sucks ass! What could we do?!
Taro: *thinks* ... Ah! A contest!
Everyone: *stops sulking and gets in front of Taro* Contest?!
Taro: Yeah
Kyuubi: Like what? What could we possibly do for a contest?
Kyuubi: We need a banner...
Deiara: I also want stories to continue...
Taro: *gets hopeful* So the club won't die?!
Kyuubi: ... Possibly, possibly not. I say it'll die.
Me: *sighs* Not like it's going to make a difference, but here, choose from these contest ideas:

Write your own story in the club
Create a banner for the club

Deiara: We are currently brain-dead at the moment.
Me: Deiara, Kyuubi, and I are probably going to write something random and out of the blue if it gets too quiet here.
Deiara: *scary face* And you don't want to know what random crap we are capable of writing
Me: And Halloween is coming up.
Sosha: But heck, you don't care about the club I bet
Deiara: Sosha! Stop being so negative!
Me: So yeah... don't let the world die please...

~Deiara
~Kyuubi
~Taro
~Sosha

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