Half Demon/Half Angel:Shukaku's Alive?

~Jess

Kyuubi was right; Sensai and Gaara wouldn't like me like this. I sat down on the floor and closed my eyes. I calmed down instantly and I opened my eyes. I had the power of telekenisis, so I was able to do things that no one believed I can do...DK was yawning impatiently. I didn't pay no mind. I looked at the roof's plaster. It was about to crack and fall. The weight of the plasater is 400 kilograms and the height of DK is near 100 meters. So, if I can move him on a certain spot, the plaster would fall on his back. If the plaster was heavier, it could knock him out cold long enough to go back to the past. Then I did what I do best.

"You're right D.Kyuubi. We can't destroy you, but you can't destroy us." I mocked, "You couldn't even touch me cuz' you're slow."

"Brat, I know where this is going. You expect me to get mad, go over to punch you, but then get hurt afterwords. That's not going to happen. I have no emotion whatsoever. Since you are the most annoying, I'll kill you first." DK said calmly. Then he charged. Just when I was about to die...FWWOOOOM! A golden arrow with a black feather hit DK's paw.

"Hey stupid fox! Miss me?"

"Dark Teme, you couldn't kill us down that easily, can you?" It was Naruto and Sensai!

~Shukaku

Okay, so everyone wants to know what happened since I was dead. Well it's like this: Naruto, Gaara, and I had to have a meeting with God to see where we would be.

Naruto went to heaven of course, Gaara didn't want to die that soon so he became a wandering spirit near his own body, while I was undecided. I did good AND bad things. Since I was already a sand SPIRIT, I have to be a half devil, half angel. That meant I can go to heaven and hell whenever I want. But then I would be staying in the future and it will affect the past and here.

So I went to my heaven headquarters. God saw that I missed the past and that I would fix it so he gave me a second chance. Even Naruto had a second chance. I dranl heaven sake, which is so delicious, grew 500 feet tall, and I went with Naruto down back to earth. DK looked at my huge figure.

"Baka, if you were smart, you would've stayed dead." DK said. I just smirked. No one noticed that I was putting a lot of sand in the broken plaster.

"Gaara!" Naruto yelled. He flew down to see Teme with a dead Gaara. Now was my chance to act.

"Yes, now I can go back to the past now that the Time Machine is done." I said.

"Not on my watch!" DK stepped at the perfect time. The plaster collasped on DK's back, weighing 600 tons of wood and sand.

"Quick before he wakes up!" I yelled.

Someone continue...

~Jess
~Angel/Devil Shukaku

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