As I was walking, the Akatsuki showed up.
"Oh no, we're doomed!" Naruto yelped and he hid.
"Why hello Shukaku, what a surprise meeting you here." Pein said.
"Whazzup*hic*?" I greeted.
"Shukaku what are you doing? That's the Akatsuki. They are going to capture you!" Gaara scolded.
"I know that. But *hic* they are not as strong as they seem to be." I whispered.
"Get Him!" Pein yelled. The Akatsuki surrounded us. I used sand Coffin on them.
"See, they are all idiots; A blind dude, A plant, A puppet, A Hyper Orange guy, A scrooge, a cusser, a he-she, a hot girl, and Pein." I pointed to each member. I then threw them outside of town.
"Next is transformations. If your going to get away with stuff, you have to get the voice right. Any volenteers?" I asked.
"Me." Kai stood up.
"Okay, cross your index fingers and do the Copy Cat jutsu." I ordered. He did the jutsu.
"Now you can copy what I say."
"Now you can copy what I say."
"Okay you can stop."
"Okay you can stop."
"No you stop."
"No you stop."
"I like Ohagi."
"I like Ohagi."
"I love video games."
"I love video games."
"I love Hachi, I want to kiss him!"
"I love Hachi, I want to kiss him!" Kai stopped the jutsu and spat at that remark.
"Sorry about that. Now do my voice." I said.
"Yo whazzup meh homies!" Kai said in my voice. The students oohed and awed.
"If you are very good with this jutsu, you can do this." I then transformed into Tsunade and ordered lots of sake. Nothing can go wrong.
"Shukaku Ichibi, you are under arrest for DUI and DWI." The police yelled
"DUI and DWI?" I was confused.
"Drinking Under the Influenced and Driving While Intoxicated." Moments later, I was in jail with students.
"Kai please call hachi. I don't know if anyone *hic* else could help us." I asked.
Someone please continue....
~Shukaku
