Spare Me Your Hypocrisy

Hachi

Maki turned a different shade of red, and I felt the blood in my face draining. Did I ask too suddenly? Would she say no? I.....I.... I felt an extreme need to get up and say sorry. Suddenly my cellphone rang. I reached into my pocket and answered the call.

"HACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai yelled into the phone.

"What'sss wrong Kai?" I asked happy to have a diversion.

"Shukaku is in jail and.....well.....help!" Kai answered.

"Fine," I answered, "I'm coming."

"Kai?" Maki asked.

"Yesss apparently Shukaku got himsself and hiss sstudentss thrown in jail. I gotta go bail them out," I answered pretending to be extremely worried.

"Hachi....you are so......" Maki started.

"Got to go," I answered trying to hurry out of the house.

Maki

Hachi ran out the door, but he had left the ring in my hand.

"Perfect....." I finished my sentence.

Hachi

I ran forgetting my motorcycle and headed down to the jail. I found Shukaku sitting drunkenly while the students all looked extremely worried. A police oficer gave me a dirty look, and I sighed.

"What did he do," I asked.

"He was driving drunk and had children," the officer answered.

"And how much will it cosssst?" I asked.

"Fifty million yen," the officer answered.

I sighed and paid it. Kai ran to me in what I could only guess was a panic.

"Kai you're grounded," I said flatly.

"Kai you're grounded," he repeated.

"Shukaku!" I yelled.

"Shukaku!" Kai continued mimicing me.

I took out Ryusemi, transformed him into a bokuto (wodden blade) and persisted to hit Shukaku over the head.

"Baka baka baka baka," I hissed at him.

"Aw come on Hachi! Be nice!" Shukaku said moving up his hand to block the sword swing.

"Come on Kai," I said grabbing Kai by one of his ears. He whined, but I continued to drag him. Those two boys Naruto and Gaara were watching with what seemed like interest. I glared at them and hissed. As I turned around I bumped into Maki. She was still red.

"Hey Hachi! Why ya so pale?" Kai aksed.

I relaesed Kai and looked straight at Maki.

"Hachi...." Maki said quietly, "Lets get hitched."

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XD........................oh and for those that don't know hitched means get married.

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