I crawled out of the rubble of my bed and stood up. I told shukaku to follow me. We went to my kitchen and i opened my junk food cabinet. It was chicks, crackers, candy, and more meat snacks.
I opened the freezer and there was even more jumk and left over fast food. Then i pulled out a remote from my pocket and said, cable.
Shukaku shout, WA-HOO!!! and started grabbing what ever he could. He ran out of the kitchen right past me and jumped onto the sofa. I grabbed some stuff and we had a TV night on a flat screen. There was a banging on the door that scared the crap out of me. Who could it be now?! i shouted.
couch potatos.
End