After Teme slipped away and Suki beat me up, I was about to kick Kyo's but when I heard a cry for help at the Akatsuki base. I ran there and saw Dutch being totured. I then put my hand in there and grabbed Dutch. Kisame and Itachi tried to attack but they were useless. I crushed them with sand and ran like hell.
"You owe me twice, Dutch!" I panted, out of breath. Dutch nodded. I took Dutch to my mansion and put him on my gigantic bed. Then I went to my sake room. What I saw was shocking. Yuri was blushing, drinking half of my sake and turned out to be as big as me.
"Hi *hick* Big Boy Nyyaaaaaaaaa!" Yuri laughed. My eye twitched.
"Am I dreaming?" I asked. Yuri hugged me.
"Nope *hic*. Sorry I went here. I *hic* wanted to visit you. Also the door was open." Yuri explained. I slapped my head.
"Oh well, I guess this is a good thing." I shurgged. I drank some sake and hugged Yuri.
"I wuv you*hic*!" Yuri nuzzled me.
"I love you too, my mate." I said cooly.
Anyone please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
