Yuri & Shukaku 4 Eva!!!!

I got out from my room, as drunk as ever. That was some party alright. But I wanted more of it. Why did it have to be morning, why!?! I slowly walked into the breakfast bar where Suki was eating Corn Pops.

"Hey *hic* Suki. Have you seen Yuri-Chan?" I asked.

"She went in her room..." Suki said with her mouth full.

"So, I heard *hic* you are having a baby. Who's *hic* the father?"

"Kyuubi-Koi." Suki blushed. I laughed out loud. Suki grabbed me by the neck in anger.

"Don't laugh at my mate!" She said in the "I wanna kill you!" voice.

"I'm not. It's just *hic* I wonder if you two, you know, went to bed, taking off your clothes and just letting yourselves go." I winked. Suki just went back to eating her cereal. I went to find Yuri myself. Soon, I bumped into Dutch.

"Yo Dutch!*hic* Did you see Yuri-Chan?" I asked.

"Nope but keep looking." Dutch answered. I sighed. Suddenly, I bumped into someone and I locked lips with that person. It was Yuri. I closed my eyes and blushed. Yuri blushed as well. Finally we let go.

"I'm sorry *hic* Yuri-Chan." I apologized. Then my tanuki ears came out.

"Umm, it's alright Shukaku-Kun. It's an accident." Yuri bowed. My tail popped out as well.

"Okay. Y'know after one more night at the cruise, tomorrow we land at *hic* Hawaii." I reminded her, "So you want to go to the Cruise party tonight?"

"I would love to. See you tonight!" Yuri ran across the deck. My heart skipped beats and I grew 10 feet tall. I ran to the stern of the ship.

"I'M KING OF THE WORLD, BABY!!!!!!!!!!" I roared loudly and happily. Everyone, biju, jinchuriki, and humans, heard my hyperactive voice. I shrugged as I went secretly to get more sake. I didn't sense someone familiar following me.

Please continue...

~Drunk Shukaku

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