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Baod was excited, he could smell prey and see their weakened chakra. He was nearing the cave I wondered if they heard him.
POP!!! went a rock form the cave
“You idiot!”
In defense of myself I must mention that Baod does not like rocks (especially on the side of his head) and usually kills people who cause the latter to happen. In fact he usually just kills people for no reason. They really needed saving... but I was laughing so hard. Then I noticed the dark one attacking Baod one that look a lot like...
“OH SHIT!!! Don't worry Suki, here I come!”
Being a sensible girl she yell out,” I'm not Suki! I'm Gothica! Go away!”
Being even more sensible than she I then sat down and retorted , “My bad! If you need help don't call me!”
She did well for a newcomer, she didn't realize that though Baod couldn't tell what she said, but he could tell what she did. Baod is blind and I thank the havens for that edge, his eyes could only see her chakra like someone with a Byakugan. She had a few nice kicks in but Baod had only let them in so he could break her legs. When she found that he was a far better opponent than he looks she got desperate. Her swing with kunai grew wider and her shoulders started to slouch. Baod was going to kill her.
“Dude! are are you going to help?”
“Why?”
“Please!”
Heaving a great sigh I got up and pulled out a weapon. It was a meteor hammer, in her fight Gothica didn't notice Baod didn't see her kunai, he just knew it was there. He never saw me coming. A nice throw and Bang! He got a face full of a small metal mace. I think he went 3 feet on that one. He knew at once I was there and I was unhappy. He sat down and put hand on head.
“Please don't do anything Joe.”
“What? Me? When did I do anything to you?”
“uhhh... Two towers ring a bell?”
O yeah, I let the tower you let terrorists hit fall on you.”
“I give up. Lets reach accord?”
“Ok”
“ And with that we were gone and Gothica crawled back to the cave.
“So why did you tell me to stay in the cave?” Asked Dutch.
Quickly realizing that he wouldn't believe her, she said,” You wouldn't believe it if I told you...”

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