oldish friend

Joe chuckles “ when you, lets see here, 350 years old? Little off? Whatever,anyways, when your about 350 years old you seen enough of the world to find that laughing is one of the greatest pastimes.”
“Indeed”
Joe smiles,”So hows life?”
Suki burst out in laughter,”You still say that! You never change! I bet you still listen to Beethoven!”
“Nope I moved up continually from Beethoven to Led Zeppelin to Queen to Nirvana to Arctic Monkeys.”
Suki shook her head.”You”
“You," retorted Joe and continued,“I saved your dark side the other day.”
“Really?”
“Gothica was getting here butt kick by my dark side. She wasn't even 6 feet close landing a hit.”
Suki looked at Joe worried. Gothica wasn't exactly that slow and the speed Joe was talking about had the air of that it wasn't much. What did this reflect on his power?
“Since your wondering, yes I'm fast but I never got over the ,um, grace bit.”
“how...”
“You have the same poker face.”
silence ruled except for the bubbles for a good 5 min.
“Ow” muttered Suki
Joe yawned,”I'm the only one that knows, don't worry.”
“Well, we don't all have the ability look at bullets with no change in anything.”
“Well, if you played as long as I have you'd know that all hand ar-”
“Don't brag on your nonexistent skills in poker. You brag on everything. You don't know me that well anymore!”
Joe smiled and pulled out some Beef Jerky.
Suki squirmed.”I hate you, now pass it over!”
“No! You insulted me. Get you own smurf.”
Piss off factor resulting form the “short” retort (though trust me, Suki has never had to work hard on her ducking ability) Suki's one tail started to showing. The hot tubs only other occupant miraculously disappeared. Suki looked and found him chewing behind her. He smiled and disappeared again.
“Ow” said Joe. Suki looked around and found he had tripped on a hose near the tub.
This was to much for Suki, she couldn't stop laughing.
“Still Joe, aren't you.”
Joe sighs.

End