Here's a quick one
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Rounding a corner at a speed that would have put thouse cheatah biju to shame I ran into new gaurdsfrom the entreance.
"Hey! what are you doing in the royal garden, two-ailed trash?
"are you all taught to be pains? Well i have gift for you two."
Handing them both Prime cut steaks I continued my mad dash to a walled area. Revenge was going to sweet. Reaching a gate I ran up a set of stairs to the top of the wall and watched the fun unfold.
Initaly, the gaurd were confused as to their gifts and one looked at the other a said,"where do you think he got these?"
"Rawr!!"
A roaring giant bobcat came runing out of trees looking for the fool (me) who stole his meat. He then saw the two dumbfounded gaurds that who happened to be holding something tasty, and where suddenly looking rather tasty themselves.
Needless to say I got a huge laugh out of this. In fact I miss the maid staff suddenly appearing and grabing me, tying me up, and draging me to their costum department. In fact I was still laughing when the out fitted me in a solid dusty tan colored kimono that went with my two tails. I had to fight to keep my 27 sword saya and my gift sword, but I had to admit that I looked decent. I tiped the staff and jumped out of the window.
I land right next to Suki with a less than graceful head-first landing
"Sup, Suki" I said but she was watching Shukaku who was talking in a rapid-fire manner to Suki that was greatly confusing to most everyone around. It was a good thing to cause when i got the jist of it I jumped out of my crater (That castle is HUGE!) grabed Suki and Shukaku and pulled out my tails. The crowd parted like the red sea. I ran up to the king and deposited them.
The old guy only looked at me and said," Thanks, and why do you smell like meat?
"!!RAWR!!"
"Oh, shoot."
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Someone continue? Just say I'm being held up at the monment :)