A random comment I posted at mereth9143's world XDDD :
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Its still in development, am still figuring out how to move the pickles bottle without actually exploding the nitroglycerin-filled pickles inside. Its still a crude device.
The closest I got of it is remote-controlled, nanoexplosive-filled nanobots mixed in a wine bottle equipped with a wireless device that can hack Obama's BlueBerry and take control of Obama brain by controlling the nanobots remotely as long as he still got his BlueBerry in his pocket or within 15 feet of him. The wine bottle's disguised as a gift, and the circuitry cannot be detected by any regular metal detector as its spread out IN the glass itself, powered by a nanoatomic battery that can last for 2 years, which is long enough by my estimates.
The main computer to control the nanobots is located in space on 6 geostationary satellites, and I positioned 3592 agents around the world to hack into individual country's ISPs and take control of 1% of their broadband bandwidth for the channeling of the data from the 6 satellites. They have their own mini-satellite dishes to receive data transmitted to them using a secure, amplified 'hydrogen band' frequency. Their distribution is such that all the mini-satellite dishes' power combine to form a worldwide satelitte dish capable of receiving data from any point of the solar system.
Oh, and the satellite network is actually only one of the components of an even larger installation that can support the channeling of input and output data from the brains of ALL country leaders and main opposition leaders in ALL countries around the world. I'd rather not disclose any further info on this matter, since theO's server is not really secure...
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*shotbombed*
LOL, good enough?
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LOL, beat THAT comment anyone. I could make an epic story out of that storyline!
*throws confetti around for epic win*
