Moonsong~...Whats Wrong with this?

..."Wait...so your a " I had a hard time finding the words. "A GIRL!" He...she...Spati, or should i say Spatia, has black long hair and silver streaks. I little chesty which i found VERY disturbing and was slim like a ninja. (Like me! I'd like to say)
"Its not so bad." Hela giggled.
"Okay this is wierd...whats wrong with this?"
"Pretty much everything." Hela laughed. "But its fun seeing you reaction." She said sweetly.
"Ha ha very funny. Spatia! You stupid idiot.Why'd you friggin change genders on me. Y-you shouldn't be able to do that! Do you see me turning into a hot model with a swimmers body?! Poof! Im a chick again. Poof! Hot dude alert. Poof!"
"Excuse me?" Spatia said.

Someone else might have been beat red but i stared him...HER straight in the eyes with a look of bewilderment on my face.

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