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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A pizza with pepperoni.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two baby gherkins
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three pretty Ipods,
Two baby gherkins,
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four plasma TVs,
Three pretty Ipods,
Two baby gherkins,
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Fiiiive Giiift Carrrrds;
Four plasma TVs,
Three pretty Ipods,
Two baby gherkins,
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six packs of gum,
Fiiiive Giiift Carrrrds,
Four plasma TVs,
Three pretty Ipods,
Two baby gherkins,
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven rolls of tape,
Six packs of gum,
Fiiiive Giiift Carrrrds,
Four plasma TVs,
Three pretty Ipods,
Two baby gherkins,
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight gigs of hard-drive (Whoo-hoo, yeah!),
Seven rolls of tape,
Six packs of gum,
Fiiiive Giiift Carrrrds,
Four plasma TVs,
Three pretty Ipods,
Two baby gherkins,
And a pizza with pepperoni.
On the ninth day of Christmas…
Do you want to finish this?
No, I’m tired.
Yeah, forget it.
*snickers* It is time to take a NAAAAP!!!!

What is a gherkin? Its a fruit!