I made his joke awhile ago:

Me and my friend Tom were talking about how retarded out teachers are, but out of nowhere, he brings up gays... He said, that Heaven to a straight man, would be hell to a gay, and heaven to a gay, would be hell a straight man...I told him that was retarded, and walked away..

A few months later, me and my girl where waiting in line to ride a roller coaster, when out of nowhere this dude skips in front of us; so like any man with his girl would do, I told the guy to get in the back of the line, but he refused and pushed me... I pushed him back, and by accident his head hits the rail, and dies....

I go to court, and I'm found guilty for my crime; and I was sentenced to life in prison...

As i walk into my cell, i see two men sitting down, and one of them; a big, black, very muscular man walks towards me and says to me:...*~Welcome to Heaven~*