Prolog - the Beginning
“God, it’s so fucking boring here. Why don’t we do something exiting for a change?” Satan said as he slammed himself down into a sofa made of clouds.
“Satan, you’ve already made a new deadly virus and put it into human genes, isn’t that exiting enough. Seeing if the humans survive?” God asked as he sighed. God didn’t appreciate it when the human kind was in danger, but both he and Satan knew that they’d live it trough.
“Agh, you’re just like Allah, never any fun” Satan complained.
“Stop comparing us, we’re not alike, not one bit” God said, remembering the wars that issue had made in the human world. Satan didn’t say anything for a few moments, ignoring Gods foul reaction. Suddenly he started laughing.
God knew that it wasn’t a good sign, but for some reason he felt good hearing the familiar sound of his enemies snicker.
“What is it now Satan, got a new plan on how to ruin the human race?” God asked.
“Nah, I have better things to do. Like for example make my own world. I mean, that can’t be a bad idea?” Satan asked and smiled.
“You’re not allowed to, remember?” God said, now fouler than before.
“Awh man, come on. Aren’t you the dude who’s supposed to forgive all the sins someone does and so on” Satan said, suddenly appearing behind him and whispering this into his ear.
“S-stop that. Don't forget that you are all the sins put together, even I can’t forgive you. Besides the more I forgive you the more you cheat me and lie” God told him, showing Satan’s face as far away as possible.
“God, it’s not my fault. Humans created my image this way, but I’m trying, you know I’m not really that bad” Satan told him, God sighed.
“Okay, you may copy the human kind. As long as I can be a god in that world to” God said and took up a big old book filled with genetics and spells. He did this, not because he trusted Satan, but because even he had become bored with the earth. Humans were all to busy rescuing the planet and god’s existence was about to be an old legend no one wanted to hear.
