Greetings and welcome to my laboratory. If you do not have an appointment or clearance to be here...GET OUT! I do not have time to be wasted looking after children or irresponsible "adults". This however does not apply to those who wish to serve me in my advanced experimentation processes. Those with a desire to aid in progress are always welcome, so long as they are strong enough to actually be of service.
This is a concept a person, no matter how daft, realizes at one point or another. Sooner is always better than later, however.
An old photo taken for posterity. I shall keep it here for records, if nothing else.
Just some old footage of side effects on my precious lab rats
It's quite an odd feeling emerging from your laboratory after neither sleeping or eating properly for 72 hours. Science is such a silly, silly thing. While engrossed in my work I do not feel the need for sustenance or sleep, and I hardly have use for human stupidity. I feel I am on my way to another breakthrough. I'll just need a candidate to see if I am correct. Any volunteers?
