Greetings and welcome to my laboratory. If you do not have an appointment or clearance to be here...GET OUT! I do not have time to be wasted looking after children or irresponsible "adults". This however does not apply to those who wish to serve me in my advanced experimentation processes. Those with a desire to aid in progress are always welcome, so long as they are strong enough to actually be of service.
I had a horribly funny dream last night. In this dream, Vincent shot me in the head. I woke up with a jolt thinking about how I'd been killed, then realizing it was simply a dream, I laughed. I laughed because I recalled that I was the one who shot Vincent. Silly subconscious, mixing up such important details.
It's a shame I have to depart so soon. Before I do, however, I'll make a note dictating the outcome of today's confrontation. Look, I'm in the lead.
I do believe this is fitting for the current situation I've found myself in. Quite a nice little tune, wouldn't you agree, Vincent?
For my first show and tell presentation, I would like to show my two prized possessions, my dear pet rats: Vincent and Sephiroth! Fine specimen, wouldn't you agree? Well, unfortunately one passed on in an unfortunate accident, and the other.. well, it went mad.
As we in science do best, we carry on.
