Latley, I've become quite adicted to Portal, and I just love GLaDOS! Sh'e so funny. Here are some of my fave quotes! SPOILERS! Idon't know if this counts but I say it just in case!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Are please that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretened we were going to murder you.
We are throwing a party in HONOR of your success.
Place the device on the ground. And lie on your stomache. A party official will take you to your party.
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them not to cut it untill you came, but they cut it. If you hurry back, there may be some cake left.
THERE REEEEALLLLY WAS A CAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
OK FINE! DO TOUCH! PICK IT UP AND STUFF IT BACK INTO ME!
What's your point anyway? SURVIVAL? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
I have your brain scanned and permantly backed up in case something terrible happens to you. Don't belive me? Here, I'll put you on. "HELLOU!!!" THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND! YOU'VE BEEN WRONG WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE, INCLUDING THIS THING!
YOU'RE NOT SMART, YOU'RE NOT A SCIENTIST, YOU'RE NOT A DOCOR, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYE! Where did your life go so wrong?
Remeber, The Enrichment Center's Bring your Daughter to Work day is the perfect time to have her tested.
The Enrichment center requires to remind you that you will be baked. And then there will be cake.
Someday we'll look back on this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
The floor here will kill you. Try to avoide it.
We will start inhancing the truth in 3, 2 BZZZZTTTTT!
Who are you? What's that? What's that? What's that? WHAT IS THAT? OOO, that thing has nubers on it! Hey, look at that thing! No, that other thing! EW! What's wrong witth your legs?! Where are we going? Are you coming back? Hey! You're that lady from the test! HI! What's that noise? Is that a gun? Oooh~ What's in here? Do you smell buring? WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
Neurotoxin... *coughing* So deadly.... *more coughing* *Evil laugh* Kidding...
Honestly, it isn't deadly at all. I could have a bath in this stuff, put it on cerial, rub it into my eyes... Really this stuff isn't deadly at all.
To me.......
You on the other hand is going to find its deadliness, ALOT less funny...
Things have changed since you last left the building...
That thing is probably a raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
You don't even care... Do you....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BZZZZZTTTTT!
As much as I want to, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster...
Please note, that we have added a consiquence for failuer. Any contact with the floor will lead to an un-satisfactory mark on your offical testing record. Followed by death. Good luck!
In laymans term: Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing goes out.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remeber when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I was like "Goodbye", and you were like "NO WAY." And then I was all, "We pretened we were going to murder you." That was great~
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Those were a few of GLaDOS's lines. I recomend watching the vids with all her speech in them. She's so epic! Ellen McLain I think that's how you spell it is epic! ^^
*goes on rampage like China* EXAMS!!!!!! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! >:(
I HATE EXAMS!!!!!!!!! 2 FREAKING MOUNTHS OF EXAMS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
LOOK! THIS VID FROM HETALIA! THIS IS LIKE HOW I FEEL! I'LL CHANGE THE WORDS SO IT MAKES SENCE!
Form tutor: Hey Gabz! You're going to have 15 exams in the next 2 mounths!
Sceince teacher: Oh and you bette not fail sceience, like you did last time.
Me: *cracks* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SENDING ME INTO THE REALM OF CHAOS AND WORK~ARU! I'M PROBABLY NOT THE ONLY ONJE BUT I'M REBELLING!!!!!
*smashes walls and stuff*
Form tutor: CALM DOWN GIRL!!!! O_O
Sceinceteacher: CRAP! HEY, YOU'RE HER FRIEND, CALM HER DOWN!!!
Friend: What's the point? Shes always like that when exams pop up. T_T
That my friends, is what I will do on monday! >:( No GCSEs!!!!
So Elle-chan dedicated a piccy for me, and in the decription it said she had broken her arms a few times. And it reminded me of the two times I cracked my head. lol, I'm serious! XD
1) When I was like 5 I think. Dad and I were playing catch and I was next to the door. He threw the ball at the ball and I went to grab it, in doing so I hit my head! XD I was sent to hospital with a neverending bleeding head!!!! XD They had to glue it together because it was a deep crack. THAT WAS MORE PAINFUL THAN BRWAKING MY HEAD. O_O They didn't even put me to sleep! TT_TT
What was worse was that after a shower mum would have to remove the glue of my head! She would rip it off! IT HURT SO MUCH!!! > < I WOULDN'T STOP CRYING! That was the first time I cracked it.
2) The secound was in my old church car park. I was 6/7. The car park is TINY. TINY. And we were warned not to play in there, but we did anyway! And had a price to pay. I hit my head against a car window. At first it felt like just randomly hitting your head. Like a 30s pain. When we walked back into the church, I found that my head was bleeding! XD So again I was rushed to hospital. Thankfully the church is oppisite the hospital which was so useful! This time they sowed it back together, but still I wasn't sent to sleep and it hurt like hell! > <
I still have the scars on my head from the two times. I don't think that the 2 knocks did anything so its fine! ^^ I'm...... perfectly...... fine..... O_O
But on a serious note, dont play catch against a door and dont play chase in a compact car park! XD IT'LL HURT SO MUCH!!! XD
I just had a BBQ, and watched these younger children. So annoying! > <
They ask so many questions like there is no tomoro! *head desks* It's at times like this I need to rant and epicly fhail at Portal, WHICH! I TOTALY RECCOMEND! IT'S AN AMAZING GAME!!!! SO WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!! XD
