Hey! ^^
I did this a while back but for Hetalia, so I thought I may aswell do it for South Park now. :3 If you want to see the Hetalia one, go to page 40 on this world.
Found of well fanfiction.net!
(Not in order of fave, just randomised)
1 – Kenny
2 – Kyle
3 – Craig
4 – Cartman
5 – Token
6 – Damien
7 – Tweek
8 – Pip
9 – Clyde
10 – Stan
11 – Ike
12 – BUTTERS!!!!! <3
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Token/Stan: No, Token is with Clyde and Stan is with Kyle. End of.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Craig: Hot? HOT? HE IS FREAKING MORE THAN HOT! >:D
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Damien got Kenny prego: um. 1)DIP AND K2 2)KENNY PREGO?! o_O Shouldn't it be the other way around?!
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Clyde: I dont really read my Clyde stuff, but last night i read a random fan fic where he, Craig, Tweek and Token got high :/
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Tweek and Kyle: Im a K2/Style and Creek person so I cant say I would like it, but the two of them are cute and friends so I guess a friendship couple I'd be fine with
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Cartman/Pip or Cartman/Clyde: NO ONE IS WITH THAT FATASS! >:( Cartman: OI IM NOT FAT! IM BIG BONNED! D:<
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Tweek found Craig and Pip in a relationship: Tweek: C-craig... NGH! Why... *runs of crying* D:> NO! I WONT LET THAT HAPPEN!!! > <
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Kyle and Damien: Oh dear...
Kenny dies so often that Kyle wonders what Kenny does in the underworld, so he asks the devil's son himself. COMEDY.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Cartman/Stan: HELL FREAKIN NO. *kicks Cartman out the picture* Kyle: I LIKE THIS GIRL! :D
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kenny/Token: It's fine, I'd still do you!
... what? It's Kenny :/
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Craig/Ike: =.= Ike being the naive little brother he is tells Craig Kyle's fetishes think that he is Kyle's boyfriend. Kyle's boyfriend is actually Stan
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Tweek het: Maybe, but only genderbent though. No Tweek with SP girls. Clyde slash: There is Cryde, Cleek and Tokyd. I like Tokyd, the first two can suck it >:(
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Cylde: American Idiot. =_= Cause hes an idiot
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Kyle/Craig/Damien: Character death. Damien being the reason
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Pip for Token: I say old chap! Do you want to have a jolly good sleepover at my house? :D
Token: Cram it Frenchie. =_=
Pip:... IM NOT FRENCH! IM BLODDY ENGLISH!
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Stan/Pip: Oh crap... T_T
"So Stan hows your relationship with Kyle coming along? ^^" Pip asked nicely to Stan as they walked out of their last class.
"It's fine, but I dont see why it's any of your buissness frenchie." Stan said not bothering looking at Pip as he noticed his boyfriend waiting at the front gate. Stan flashed a great smile and ran to him leaving Pip alone in the hallway.
As pip watched he started to feel hollow inside. Why couldn't Damien smile at him like that. Though why would the Devil's son smile at him anyway. He was just some mortal. Little did he know, Damien had the same feeling towards Pip. However he was to scared to ask the young Brit out himself.
So not even stan/pip. Just Style and Pip. IM FINE WITH THAT! :D
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Tweek walking in on Kyle and Stan:
Tweek: Ngh! S-sorry K-kyle. GAH! I forgot my ngh, canister here from the m-movie yesturd-d-day, c-could I please h-have it? *opens door* HOLY S*** GAH!!! SORRY!!! *runs out the house screeming*
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Cartman wanted to de-flower Kenny: *vomits*
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Tweek: LOADS >:3 AND ITS MAINLY CREEK. FRICK YES
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Craig het: Same with Tweek. It would be genderbent, not with an actuall SP girl
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ike: THEY BETTER! IKE IS SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BABY!!! <3
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Kyle/Cartman/Token: *vomits* 1)KYMAN CAN GO DIE. 2)WTF?!
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Stan: HOLY S***!!! (idk :/)
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Token: Last night, the one where the 4 guys got high
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Damien: (in his teen years) His deep low voice, black hair and black cloths *drools*
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ike and Clyde: um.. IKE IS A BABY. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! D:<
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Craig and Tweek: (FAVE COUPLE EVERRRRRR) CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG. I know some like Tweek, but I completly see Craig as the topper with Tweek as a fragile inoecent uke.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Kenny and Clyde are in a happy relationship until Clyde suddenly runs of with... Cartman... Kenny, broken hearted, has a hot one-night with.. (im not putting that in. ¬¬) and a breif unhappy affiar with Butters(finally my little hunny comes in), then follows the wise advice of Token(he is smart) and finds true love with Kyle(k2, aw yeah!)
SOUTH PARK WEIRDNESS
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Tweek and Pip: *revs chainsaw* I'm sorry, didnt you mean seven/three? ^^
30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Kenny and Butters: Bunnny is already quite popular. I'm not to fond of it, but Im not completely disgusted by it. It would end up Kenny being all pervy(as he is) and Butters is all like "I dont get it but ok!"
32 .2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Kyle and Stan: CANON CANON CANON F*** WENDY, STYLE IS THE WAY FORWARD
33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Cartman: How about relationships non existent? =_=
34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Token and Ike: =_= I'mm not going to say anymore.
35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Damine afraid of Tweek because he's after Pip and Clyde: ummm..... What? Ok
1) Damine is the son of the Devil, why would he be sared of anything?
2)Tweek can't hurt a fly without screaming and running away
36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Pip: England from Hetalia, that way he can get his point across that he is not French and all the South Park kids are dumb
37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Kenny and Butters: Probably none. :/ He's just pounce him
38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Craig/Damien or Craig/Kyle: Both can kiss my ass =_=
39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip. Would they get "distracted" halfway through?
Damien and Tweek: Not halfway through. Once the boat leaves land Tweek would just jump out and run away.
40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Stan and Kyle: uh, Mulan? I dont know, and its a bit harsh on Kyle. Walt Disney is anti-semantic and Kyle is Jewish. Poor Kyle :(
41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Craig and... YOU KNOW NO! ANYTHING THAT ROMANTICLY INVOLVES IKE, IM NOT DOING!
42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Tweek/Butters: Man I feel like a woman?
43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Cartman/Kyle:.... there's lots, BUT KYMAN STILL SUCKS! PLEASE DONT LIKE IT! Q_Q
44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Craig/Tweek: CREEK IS THE MOST HOTEST SP PAIING EVER
45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Tweek walking in on Kyle and Clyde:
Tweek: C-CLYDE?! W-WHAT WILL TOKEN SAY?! *runs to tell Token*
Clyde:T-TWEEK! HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW! COME BACK! Q_Q
Kyle: You are so screwed. >:)
Clyde: And so will you if Token finds out, or Im telling Stan!
Kyle: !!! You havent got the balls....
46. What's 1's secret kink?
Kenny: Everything?
47. How about 12?
Butters: HIS ADORABLENESS!
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48. Or perhaps 10?
Stan: His caring-ness and collness
49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Kenny/Craig/Token
An.. awkward conversation
50. How about 2/4/6?
Kyle/Cartman/Damien
Death of Eric Cartman. Kyle: YAY!!!!! :D
Cartman: EY! **** YOU KAHL!
51. Or even 7/8/9?
Tweek/Pip/Clyde
You're french and you know it!
52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
So. Kenny has a relationship with Damien, but secretly wants Kyle(Ok, go on...) Damien knows this, and breaks up with Kenny to go persue Craig(changed my mind...), whos with ....(no.) (NO) is also with Stan, however, whos cheating on(NOOO) with Pip. Pip finds out and Cheats with Tweek(DAMMIT!) who is in turn, cheating on Cartman(COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?! Q_Q) Kenny pursues Kyle, who just broke up with Token, who's now after Clyde(ok thats a bit better). Kenny gives up on this and ends up with Butters, while Damien finally ends up with Craig.(NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO)
53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Damien/Tweek: Play cowboy in hell.
54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Kenny and Pip: *shreds 100 animals with a chainsaw* Oh im sorry, I belive youve made another mistake with your numbers ^^
55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Kyle and Clyde: No one cause it would never happen
56. What if it was 3 and 9?
Craig and Clyde: Still wouldn't happen
57. 4 and 9?
Car- ARE YOU TRYING MY PATIENENCE?!
58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Clyde: no
59. Or 2 het?
Kyle: I know there is some Bebe and Kyle stuff, but not alot
60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Token and Clyde (finally something decnet):
"Hey Cylde. Why are we always background characters?"
"SHUT UP AND KISS ME!"
"ok!" Then they made out. The end
61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Kyle/Clyde/Tweek: Kyle gives Tweek info on the romancic side of a reltionship, and Clyde gives him the infor of the more "interessting" side of a relationship. Is Tweek going to be romantic or something else with Craig?
62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Craig and Tweek: Tweek is cosplaying wearing only a big pink ribbon around himself, and Craig is cosplaying as hiimself. BEDROOM.
63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Ike and Butters: Suprisingly yes. Because I belive in Season 11(?) Cartman, Butters, Clyde and Ike go to Somalia to be pirates, but they dont know the diffrence between the Somalien pirates and the pirtaes they see on TV. Ive seen fan art of them dress in their pirate uniforms
64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
I guess Kyle, but he would just kick Ike instead of rage
65. Do you tag anyone?
Yes, anyone who likes South Park, or wants to do this with any cartoon/anime/game whatever :/
