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1 – England

2 – America

3 – Japan

4 – Romano

5 – Spain

6 – Finland

7 – China

8 – POLAND!

9 – Canada

10 – Lithuania

11 – SEALAND DESU~YO!!! ^^

12 – Grandpa Rome

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Spain/Liet? Noooooo... but I can imagine Spain is on top.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

OH MY DAYS YES! HE IS ALMOST AS HOT AS CHINA!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Finland got England pregnant?! Thats Americas job!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes, a world academy one where he and France are together, but then break up because america doesn't know if he's gay and fancies england.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

America/China. NO. JUST NO.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Romano/Poland or Romano/Canada. Romano and poland since they're friends.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

China discovered Japan and Poland in a relationship. He would be the big brother he is and make Japan reconsider.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

oh crap. America/Finland

Finland was free. He could now fight againt Russia in World War 2. But he regretted that he had to face America, on of his most closest friends.

Finnish history. I would know. I am part Finnish! ^^

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Romano/Lituania. With Romano in the picture all you,re gonna see is swearing. Sorry.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

The broken Spannish Armada. England/Spain

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Sealand doesn't know how to get back at England. But when Japan gives him some info into England and America, he has all the things he needs.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

China? Het? No, not really. And China/Canada? I dought it.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

For Canada, hmmm... Alice-Dere! ^^

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

America/Japan/Finland

Warning: Pure and uter crack! XD

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Poland: Hey, you look like you could TOTALY use a makeover!

Spain: O_O I'm good...

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Lithuania/Poland. YAY!!!!

Poland was worried. Was what he said when he and Lithuania met really that creepy. He did ask to his...junk... Poland ran out the room to where his husband was. When he found him in the living room reading a book on how to not be embarrassed.

"Um... Liet..." Poland said quietly, but just enough to get Lithuania to respond.
"Y-Yes?"
"I'm sorry. It was like such a stupid thing to do when I said you need to show me you're junk." Poland said blushing as if he was a schoolgirl. Then again he acted like one. Lithuania gave a small smile and walked over to Poland and held him in a tight embrace.
"It's fine, we are married so it should be fine. I'm just a very shy person!" Poland felt relived and he hugged his husband back.

I liked that! Maybe I should write a Liet/Pol some day! ^^

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

China walking in on America and Grandpa Rome?! O_O

China: Hey America, I'm making dumplings what do you want? *Opens door* O_O YOU PEDO!!! OH MY DAYS! I'M BLIND! AHHHHH! *Runs out*

Something along those lines. I would have done that.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Romano want's to know how to have sex, so he can be as good as Spain. So he practices on England.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

China slash? Who knows...

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Japan. Probably, with Taiwan. I don't like her.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

They probably draw Sealand. WHO WOULDNT?! HE'S SUCH A CUTIE! ^^

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

America/Romano/Spain

Maybe, but I would have to kick America out the picture some how.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"THAT BASTARD!" Liet always shouts that when he's asleep so...

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Spain. Last night, why do you ask? XD

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Finland's would be his amazing Santa suit!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

SEALAND IS 12 YEARS OLD! HE WON'T DO IT WITH CANADA DRUNK OR SOBER! > <

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

YES! JAPANXCHINA! One of my faves! ^^ They take turns.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"England and Canada are in a happy relationship until Canada suddenly runs off with Romano. England, broken-hearted has a hot one-night with... SEALND?! And a brief unhappy affair with GRANDPA ROME?! THE HELL IS THIS?! Then follows the wise advice of Spain and find's true love with America." The endings good! ^^

World Affairs?

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Canada/Poland? Let's just say I would probably kill 100 kittens! ^^

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?

England would be in love with Grandpa Rome, but Rome is still tackling his feelings toward Germania.

32 .2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?

America and Lithuania. As much as I hate to say it, it may work. Now excuse me while I throw up. > <

33. Is 4 het or slash better?

Romano. Slash FTW.

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?

Spain, and Sealand. No and I don't want to thanks1 ^^

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!

Finland was afraid of China, because China is after Poland and Canada. Of course he would be scared! China is going after all the cold and snowy places!

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

Poland would be Barbie, or Marluxia. Probably Marly so he could dye his hair pink.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?

England is a heavy drinker but to go at Rome, lets say Germany has to amek ALOT of beer. XD

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?

Japan/Finland or Japn/America

As much as I hate it, with America. They are already shipped so...

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Of course they would. China is chasing the cold countries. Finland would be terrified.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

Ratatouille. America as Remy and Lithuania as Linguini. XD

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?

What is s&m? <:3 What ever it is, I guess Sealand will be the sadist! ^^ Japan can be whatever it is they’re doing! ^^

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

China/Sealand? Sailor Song?

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?

Romano was captured by England, but not America. So I guess no.

44. How hot would 7/3 be?

JAPAN AND CHINA WOULD BE SO HOT IT WOULD MELT YOU’R BRAINS! O_O

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

I feel bad for China. First America and Rome, now he’s with Poland.
China: AMERICA YOU ARE SUCH A B****! I’M TELLING ENGLAND! *Runs away with a flowing nosebleed*

46. What's 1's secret kink?

His sexy British accent! ^///^

47. How about 12?

His sexy Italian accent! ^///^

48. Or perhaps 10?

His sexy Lithuanian accent! ^///^

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

England/Japan/Spain
A world tour never to forget

50. How about 2/4/6?

America/Romano/Finland
PARTY IN THE USA!

51. Or even 7/8/9?

China/Poland/Canada
The wild frosty goose chase! XD

52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So. England has a relationship with Finland, but secretly wants America. Finland knows this, and breaks up with England to go pursue Japan, who’s with… SEALND?! Sealand is also with…Lithuania, however, who’s cheating on Sealand with Poland. Poland finds out, and cheats with China, who in turn is cheating on Romano. England pursues America, who just broke up with Spain, who’s now after Canada. England gives up on this and ends up with Rome??? While Finland finaaly ends up with Japan.

WTF???

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Finland/China
Let me ring you’re cowbells
-///-

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

England and Poland. I would tell America to get England, and Lithuania to get Poland. Otherwise I might kill someone or thing. ^^

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

America/Canada. America, duh!

56. What if it was 3 and 9?

Japan/Canada. Japan

57. 4 and 9?

Romano/Canada. Canada can’t be on top. I just don’t see it, so Romano.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

Soz, no.

59. Or 2 het?

America? Het? NO NO NO!

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

Spain/Canada? O_o ok….
Spain was happy with his work. He took his churros out of the oven and smelt it’s sweet aroma. He put the warm churros in a basket and went out the door.

He knocked on Canada’s door. “Hey, Canada, you in there?” The door was open by a shivering young man.
“Hi, Sp-“ he was cut off when he started coughing. Spain got concerned and brought him inside his house. “I’m sorry, I caught a cold.” Canada said with a small chuckle. Spain felt bad, then he remembered the churros he was going to give him. He opened the basket, and saw they were still warm.
“Here. There’ll warm you up.” Spain said with a big smile, which mad Canada blush a bit. He took one of the churros and took a bite.
“They’re so sweet and warm” he said and stared eating it. Spain smiled as they both sat on the sofa eating the fresh churros.

That wasn’t that bad actually. huh.

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.

America has always been protective of his younger brother Canada. But when he finds out what China had done to his precious brother how will he react?
WARNING: MPREG XD

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?

Japan would cosplay as a Chinese woman, and China would cosplay as a Japanese woman. ^^ I want to see China wearing a kimono. -///-

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?

Not together. I doubt Rome knows who Sealand even is.

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

England. Even though Sealand gets on his nerves, he is still his brother!

65. Do you tag anyone?
Yes. All the Hetalia fans out there, and those who just wish to release their boredom. XD

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