For those of you who missed the first or last bits, here's the complete log~

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Naruto joined the chat 116 seconds ago
Naruto: ((YOU WERE RIGHT THERE YOU DUCK))
Naruto: ((WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT, SATOMI))
Naruto: ((POP THE FUCKING CHAMPAGNE))
Naruto: ((I'M CALLING THIS CHATZY CHRISTMAS PARTY TO ORDER))
Ino joined the chat 45 seconds ago
Ino: (*proud of self for calling in people* <3)
Sasuke joined the chat 10 seconds ago
Sasuke: ....
Kimiko joined the chat
Kimiko: So I heard there was booze?
Naruto: There is always booze.
Sasuke: ....
Sasuke is suddenly incredibly wary
Mamoru joined the chat
Mamoru: ...
Mamoru: Merry Christmas.
Mamoru makes a beeline for the kitchen
Ino: !
Naruto: Merry Fucking Christmas!
Naruto: XD
Naruto spikes the eggnog
Ino: (Oh, shut up, Sasuke, we all know you want to party the hardest)
Kimiko likes this muchly
Ino: (I mean come on, who else would make a post like that?)
Sasuke ignores Ino the most
Naruto hands Sasuke a mug of eggnog
Naruto: Drink up!
Sasuke: ....*stares into it*
Sasuke knows it's spiked
Sasuke: .....
Sasuke: *and yet*
Naruto: :D
Kimiko giggles
Sasuke: ...*will regret this*
Sasuke drinks it
Naruto: WOO!
Naruto passes around more eggnog
Mamoru starts making food
Ino: Eggnog for me too!
Naruto: Oh yeah!
Naruto hands some to Ino and Kimiko
Ino takes a sip
Kimiko: :D
Kimiko sips
Ino: Oh, right, I brought everyone presents! *hands out baskets with poinsettia and cookies*
Sasuke: ...mm.
Kimiko: Oh my God, I love you girly.
Ino winks
Naruto: o:
Ino: The flowers'll smell good for a while, too.
Naruto: that's good news
Naruto loves everything Christmas
Sasuke slides a present under the tree for Naruto
Sasuke: ...*shakes his head to clear it*
Kimiko: Ugh, Ino, you spoil us.
Kimiko: I wish I'd thought to get everyone presents. But I did make cookies too ^^
Mamoru puts in a pie and takes out some snacks
Ino: Whoot whoot~! Cookies!
Ino doesn't mind because she's going to splurge and then diet after New Year's
Kimiko oh my God same
Naruto: You can never go wrong with too many cookies!
Naruto: Or too much eggnog!
Kimiko: Agreed!
Sasuke: ....*chuckles*
Ino: Here here! *toasts eggnog* Ooh, are we gonna sing carols?
Naruto: ...
Naruto: is that an option
Naruto: can I be Santa
Mamoru slides the pie onto the table
Mamoru: Apple pie's ready.
Kimiko: :D
Ino: Whooo! *drinks more eggnog* Pie!
Naruto: BUT YES.
Naruto: Carols are a must.
Naruto starts cutting into Mamoru's awesome looking pie
Mamoru: ...
Naruto cries silently because he can't bake
Kimiko pfff
Mamoru opens his new cookbook and chooses one of the recipes he bookmarked
Kimiko gets more eggnog
Ino: D< QUIT CRYING INTO THE PIE, NARUTO! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET, NOT SALTY!
Ino wants a big slice of pie, okay
Naruto: ; w;
Naruto: yes ma'am...
Sasuke: ...*giggles*
Sasuke drinks more eggnog
Naruto glances over at Sasuke
Naruto smirks deviously
Naruto cuts Ino her big piece
Ino cheers
Kimiko: Get me a piece too, would ya?
Naruto: ((I'm not your maid, oh my God))
Kimiko: ((yes you are. now get with the pie getting))
Naruto: ((*GLARES*))
Mamoru starts placing out snacks
Naruto cuts Kimiko the sMALLEST PIECE EVER
Kimiko: -__-
Kimiko refrains from smacking the Hokage
Ino smacks the Hokage
Ino: Give her a bigger slice, you dope!
Naruto: ; w;
Naruto: Fine!
Naruto does so
Naruto grumbles and eats his slice
Kimiko: :D
Kimiko: Yaaay~
Kimiko: Thank you Naruto.
Kimiko: ((you ungrateful peasant))
Ino: (Peasant is too good for him. He's a peon)
Ino: (a peasant who can't do his job right)
Naruto: ((I AM GOING TO SMOTHER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP))
Naruto: ((BOTH OF YOU))
Kimiko: ((*snorts*))
Sasuke: ...
Naruto angrily eats pie and chugs more eggnog
Mamoru doesn't want to stay in the kitchen anymore
Mamoru walks to the eggnog
Mamoru: .....
Kimiko: :D
Mamoru fill up a cup and chugs it
Mamoru: *fills
Naruto: WOO!
Naruto: >​3
Sasuke: Quit screaming whenever someone drinks, you idiot...*dissolves into giggles*
Naruto: Oh get over here and make me!
Kimiko giggles
Kimiko grabs some more eggnog
Sasuke puts down his empty cup and stalks over to Naruto
Sasuke mimes choking him but doesn't actually choke him
Kimiko: o:
Naruto: XD
Mamoru drinks another cup full
Naruto: PFFF
Ino finishes her cup
Ino: SIIIIIIIIIIILENT NIIIIIIGHT
Naruto: Alright alright!
Ino is only tipsy
Naruto starts laughing
Mamoru drinks a little more
Mamoru: ....*stops*
Kimiko: ((Keisuke says Happy Christmas to everyone!))
Mamoru: Ugh, I don't want anymore! *whines*
Naruto: Sure you do!
Mamoru: Getting drunk is too much work. *collapses onto couch*
Naruto: But it's so much fun
Naruto: owo
Sasuke: Don't give him al-cho-hol poisoning, dummy. *giggles*
Kimiko slaps Naruto's arm playfully
Sasuke whacks Naruto in the back of his head
Kimiko: He's underage anyway!
Naruto is getting hit from all sides D<
Naruto: I'm not trying to kill him!
Sasuke: *giggle snorts*
Mamoru: I don't want any more alcohol! *firmly*
Naruto just plain snorts
Naruto: Fine fine!
Ino eats some snacks
Mamoru: I want somebody to kiss me. *pouts*
Kimiko just starts happy clapping from her seat
Sasuke: ....what
Sasuke STARTS LAUGHING
Naruto: ....
Naruto is laughing too
Naruto: Ino? Kimiko? Now's your chance!
Ino: Oooh~ Hellooooo pretty boy.
Ino: You sure~?
Mamoru: Are you any good? *slurs*
Naruto can't stop laughing
Ino: I'm plenty experienced~ As long as we're keeping it pret-ty clean~
Sasuke is laughing so hard he's crying
Mamoru: I just want a kiss!
Mamoru wilts
Mamoru: Kisses....
Naruto: So kiss her!
Kimiko: And after her you can kiss me!
Mamoru grabs Ino by the chin and kisses her
Ino kisses back wholeheartedly
Ino breaks away
Naruto: XD
Ino: Whooo!
Mamoru looks pleased
Mamoru: That was pretty good
Naruto glances over at Sasuke
Naruto: Hey Sasuke
Sasuke: What.
Mamoru: Kimiko is next, naaa~?
Kimiko: Of course!
Mamoru tilts his head
Naruto: Pucker up, teme!
Naruto pretends to kiss him
Sasuke: Ew!
Sasuke: Get away from me! *laughing*
Naruto kissy faces
Naruto: XD
Sasuke: *slurs* You flirt too much, ugh. I'll punch you. *giggles*
Naruto: *sing songy* Only with yoooou~
Kimiko giggles
Kimiko: Oh right!
Kimiko kisses Mamoru
Mamoru kisses back
Mamoru: *mmm*
Kimiko breaks away and smiles
Mamoru looks dazed
Satomi joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Mamoru: Ino lost.
Satomi: ((SERIOUSLY))
Naruto: WHY IS EVERYONE KISSING.
Ino: What?!
Ino poutts
Satomi: ((Okay, whose house are we at))
Kimiko winks
Naruto: ((MINE BITCHES))
Naruto: ((I DON'T KNOW HOW WE FIT))
Satomi knock is heard at the door
Naruto: Who do we know that's polite enough to knock?
Satomi: ((MAGIC. I MEAN NINJUTSU))
Naruto: Cuz Mamoru's already here.
Satomi: ((Pff, you're the one who got upset when she would just walk in))
Naruto opens door anyways!
Naruto: ((WELL I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW SO MEH))
Satomi is sitting there in wheelchair, smiles when she sees him
Naruto: :D
Satomi: ((You're always drunk))
Naruto: Satomiiiii
Satomi has some presents
Sasuke is giggling
Sasuke: ....Ah!
Sasuke: No!@
Naruto: ((shaddap))
Satomi: ...How many bottles have you had?
Satomi sees Sasuke
Satomi: ...Oh no...
Sasuke: We have alcohol and there's minorssssss *pout*
Naruto: I've had no such thing!
Naruto: Oh right...
Ino: Oh my god.
Naruto: Uh...
Naruto: ...
Satomi: ...
Naruto: IT's JUST EGGNOG
Mamoru: Miner? I don't see any dwarves! *SNORTS AND DOES AN OBNOXIOUS LAUGH*
Satomi: No more. If you get more, I get some.
Naruto: EVERYONE PLAY IT COOL
Mamoru: ..*lys down*
Mamoru: *lays
Kimiko: PFFFF
Satomi rolls into room
Kimiko: MAMORU.
Mamoru gives her a muffled "What"
Satomi: Where's the eggnog, and why is a glass not already in my hand?
Naruto: you're silly.
Sasuke: nO
Sasuke: NO EGGNOG
Sasuke: water
Naruto: XDD
Sasuke: she needs water
Sasuke: and like
Sasuke: ...
Satomi: I do not need water!
Sasuke: what's that sweet shit
Naruto: I GOT SOME NON ALCOHOLIC IN THE FRIDGE
Ino: Cocoa?
Satomi: Aw, come on...
Sasuke: COCOA
Kimiko is sitting on the couch laughing
Satomi: If you guys get drunk, I'm going to be a part of it.
Satomi hates being a freakin' minor
Mamoru: We need water. *muffled*
Naruto: NOPE. WE CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR MAMORU. HE'S ALMOST 18.
Naruto: BUT YOU YOUNG MISSY
Sasuke: [GRAB SOME EGGNOG QUICK]
Naruto: ARE UNDERAGE
Satomi: STAHP YELLING
Naruto: and
Naruto: uh
Naruto: MAKE ME
Naruto: AND YOU WERE JUST DISCHARGED
Naruto: NOW DO AS YOUR HOKAGE'S SAY
Mamoru: ...*starts crying*
Kimiko: :o
Mamoru: *muffled into the carpet* Keisuke friend-dumped me
Kimiko: Mamoru!
Mamoru: *still muffled* B-but he left me a cookbook for Christmas
Satomi: I am not being the only sober person here!
Kimiko: :D He did!
Naruto: ...
Naruto: is one glass gonna kill her?
Naruto: WELL
Ino: Naaaaaaah
Naruto: YOU CAN'T BE DRUNK
Ino: Give'er one glass
Naruto: but...
Naruto: tipsy...
Naruto: I'm an awful Hokage.
Satomi grins
Satomi: Yes, you are.
Satomi grabs the eggnog
Naruto hands Satomi a smaller sized glass of eggnog
Sasuke: You're the worst. *giggles*
Kimiko pats Mamoru on the back
Kimiko: There there!
Naruto: YUP.
Naruto: TIS THE SEASON BITCHES.
Satomi chugs one glass, pours herself a second
Naruto: NNNNNNO
Naruto kicks it outta her hand
Naruto: I SAID ONE
Satomi: ...
Naruto: ...
Naruto: oh fine
Naruto: have another
Naruto: BUT THEN YOU'RE DONE
Satomi: ...
Satomi doesn't have a glass
Naruto: ...
Naruto GRABS HER ANOTHER GLASS
Satomi: ...
Satomi pours herself another glass, sips it
Kimiko: Naruto. You're just plain awful XD
Sasuke: *STARTS LAUGHING HARDER*
Mamoru snorts
Mamoru snorts up snot, though
Naruto: SHADDAP
Satomi finishes,, pours a third and begins sipping from that, too
Kimiko grabs Mamoru some tissues
Naruto: OI
Naruto: STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME
Naruto GRABS HER GLASS
Naruto: NNNNNNNNNNO
Naruto: BAD SATOMI
Satomi starts giggling
Satomi: ...
Satomi begins sipping directly from the bottle
Naruto: oh great
Naruto: !!!!
Naruto GRABS THE BOTTLE
Naruto: OI
Ino snatches the bottle
Naruto: STOP THAT
Ino: I'm miiiiiildly sober, okay
Ino: So I keep it
Naruto: I'M GOING TO WHEEL YOU INTO THE BATHROOM AND LOCK YOU IN IT
Ino drinks every last drop
Satomi tries to grab it, leaning forward in her wheelchair
Satomi: Noo~
Naruto glares comically down at Satomi
Naruto: Hokage says no.
Naruto twitch twitch
Satomi pouts, sniffs
Kimiko: ((yo, where'd you pack the tissues Naruto))
Ino is how hella drunk
Naruto: ((YOU'RE SITTING ACROSS THE ROOM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME))
Naruto: ((ARE YOU THAT LAZY))
Ino: *forget it I can't spell*
Satomi is mildly drunk
Kimiko: ((yup. tissues. need now.))
Satomi: H-hey Naruto, guess what...
Kimiko: ((or I drip snot all over your shit))
Satomi giggles
Naruto: OH FUCK
Naruto smacks his forehead
Satomi giggling
Satomi: I died last week~ Keisuke killed me~ I'm a ghost, Ohhh~~~
Naruto: ((IT'S IN YOUR PURSE))
Satomi makes spooky noises
Naruto: PFFFFFFF
Naruto: YOU ARE NOT DEAD
Naruto: or if you are
Satomi: Prove it~
Naruto: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN
Naruto: BECAUSE YOU'RE DRUNK
Satomi pouts
Kimiko: ((I can't find them))
Naruto: ((OH MY GOD. I'LL GET THEM))
Satomi: Hey, I died, I think I deserve a break from life~~
Satomi realizes how funny that was, starts laughing
Naruto: OH STOP IT
Kimiko: ((thanks man))
Naruto: ((oh fuck you and your allergies))
Satomi: You try being killed by your best friend
Naruto: ...
Satomi giggles, almost crying now, too
Naruto glances over at Sasuke
Sasuke: *LAUGHS EXTREMELY HARD*
Naruto: Been there, done that!
Sasuke: He knows eeeeverything about that
Sasuke: I tried like
Sasuke: Thrreeeee times
Naruto: YEAH.
Sasuke: ...or two????
Satomi: Threee?
Sasuke: Maybe it was just once...
Sasuke: I dunnnoooo....
Naruto: Oh who knows.
Naruto: Well
Satomi: ....so you tried to kill him the same amount you've kissed him?
Satomi giggles
Naruto: there was when we were 12...
Naruto: PFFFF
Naruto: then when we found you when we were 16
Naruto: but I don't think that was a bonefied attempt
Sasuke: ...
Satomi: H-hey, Naruto...
Sasuke: NO SHE MENTIONED THE KISSING *CRINGES*
Naruto: THAT LAST ONE WASN'T A KISS
Naruto: IT WAS A MEDICAL PROCEDURE
Satomi: I c-can't fail the walk-in-a-straight-line test... because I'm in a wheelchair
Satomi laughs like it was the funniest thing on earth
Naruto: PFFFFFF
Naruto: SATOMI
Naruto: YOU'RE WORSE THAN MAMORU
Sasuke: *GIGGLING*
Mamoru: no
Mamoru: Only I can be the worst!
Mamoru: *rolls over* Since I'm the worst friend
Satomi: Drunk-off~
Mamoru whines
Kimiko: ...
Mamoru: And I want more kisses
Mamoru: Jesus, I'm so horny
Satomi: Hey, you're not the one who was so horrible that they tried to kill you off
Satomi: I almost went extinct
Kimiko: ((I almost spit out my water))
Satomi: Does that make me an endangered animal?
Ino: ,,,you used to stink?????
Satomi giggles
Ino: Whaaaaaat
Ino finally places the bottle down
Kimiko kisses Mamoru to keep him quiet
Naruto: ....
Satomi grabs the bottle, tries to drink some more
Mamoru: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Mamoru: *mmm*
Naruto: my landlord is going to kill me someday...
Sasuke sits in a chair
Satomi gets a couple more drops, but it's mostly empty
Naruto: Wh-
Naruto: I just
Satomi: Kissing? Awe, and I get none?
Naruto: how did
Naruto: INO. WHY AREN'T YOU GUARDING THE BOTTLE MORE THOROUGHLY
Naruto: AND YES
Ino: tHERE'S NOTHING IN IT
Satomi: More...
Naruto: NO KISSING THE DRUNK MINOR
Satomi wheels to the fridge
Naruto: oh
Naruto BLOCKS FRIDGE
Mamoru moans
Naruto: O____O
Mamoru: I want more kisses...
Sasuke: *teehees*
Satomi pouts
Sasuke: I think everybody went craaaaazy
Kimiko: Jesus boy!
Satomi: You're not going to block the cripple, are you?
Naruto: SHADDAP SASUKE
Sasuke: YOU SHADDUP
Naruto: NO
Mamoru lays down
Mamoru: I'm so mad
Naruto throws his shoe at Sasuke
Mamoru: I didn't even get to show him how strong I got
Mamoru: *groans*
Satomi tries to tackle Naruto, ends up falling out of her wheelchair
Naruto: O_______________________​__________O
Naruto: OI
Naruto: DA FUQ ARE yOU DOING
Naruto picks her up and puts her back
Sasuke: what
Kimiko pats Mamoru
Kimiko: I'm sure you will.
Satomi I don't waaannnt to sit down...
Naruto: WELL YOU CAN'T EXACTLY WALK
Satomi: (Uh, erase the "/me")
Satomi wheels over to the couch
Satomi: Lay me down.
Satomi pouts
Naruto: PFFF
Naruto: ((I think I spawned at least three more couchees in here))
Naruto lays down the bOSSY CRIPPLE
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: [spawned]
Satomi: ((Your couches had babies~))
Naruto: where'd my shoe go
Satomi grabs Naruto, tries to pull him onto the couch, too
Naruto: o.o
Naruto pulled
Satomi hugs him like a teddy
Naruto hugged
Naruto I'M NOT A TEDDY
Mamoru looks at Kimiko
Satomi: You smell like Naruto~
Mamoru: ...you aren't that drunk
Mamoru pouts
Kimiko blinks
Ino snorts
Kimiko: I'm a little drunk!
Ino: Oh my goood. I think I forgot to lock the door to the shop.
Kimiko: I've got a kid to go home to! I can't drink like I used to!
Ino starts laughing
Naruto: ...
Naruto: I am Naruto
Mamoru grins at her as charmingly as he can while drunk
Naruto: ...
Mamoru: You're such a great mom
Satomi lets Naruto go
Naruto: what do I smell like
Satomi tears start falling down her face
Kimiko: ... I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not
Satomi: You smell like Keisuke...
Mamoru: ....but I'm a boy mom. *frowns* So we shouldn't date
Naruto: .__.
Mamoru: I don't sarrcasm...
Kimiko giggles
Satomi starts wailing
Naruto tries to stop smelling like Keisuke?
Naruto: o___o
Satomi: Keeeiiisssuukkkeeeee
Naruto doesn't know what to do
Satomi: ((Like cigarettes. You both smoke))
Naruto: ((I KNOW THIS))
Kimiko gives Mamoru a quick peck on the lips
Kimiko: Stop being so cute.
Satomi tries to sit up
Satomi sits up
Naruto blinks
Naruto needs more booze
Satomi tries to stand, but collapses, yells in frustration
Naruto: OI.
Naruto: CUT IT OUT.
Satomi: I NEED TO BEAT HIM
Mamoru: Ooh...
Mamoru: I'm cute?
Satomi: MAKE ME
Kimiko: You say that like you don't know~
Satomi curls into a ball, still crying
Mamoru: ....*ponders* The lass time I got called cute, I was dressed like a girl. *SNORTS AND LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY*
Naruto: GOOD LUCK BEATING HIM
Mamoru: D: I'm cute??????????
Mamoru: but whyyy?????????
Mamoru sobs
Mamoru: I wanted to be manly
Mamoru: ..*crawls* I wanna get laid
Kimiko: ...
Kimiko: ((there was like this slow decent into madness))
Satomi: Naruto...make the nightmare go away...
Kimiko starts laughing
Satomi: ((Oh, we made this decent a LONG time ago))
Ino: (There's no turning back, really.)
Naruto: .___.
Sasuke passes out
Kimiko: ((PFFF, I MEANT MAMORU JUST NOW))
Mamoru: (I won't hump anything)
Naruto doesn't know what to do! So much going on!
Kimiko: ((wELL THAT'S GOOD))
Naruto looks over at Sasuke, looks at Mamoru crying and crawling on the floor
Naruto 's right eye starts twitching
Satomi begins to pass out, too
Mamoru crawls over to Ino
Mamoru: ...
Mamoru crawls away from her
Mamoru: I forgot I don't have a girlfriend
Kimiko: ....
Mamoru rolls over
Mamoru: I can't get laid
Satomi eyes open up a little
Kimiko is still giggling
Satomi crawls over to Moru
Satomi: I'll bang you~
Naruto: NO YOU WILL NOT
Satomi pouts, kisses Moru's cheek
Mamoru: I don't bang minors and we aren't dating *rolls over*
Mamoru is kissed
Kimiko: PFFFF
Kimiko is trying /not/ to laugh now
Satomi: But you're a minor~ You don't bang yourself~ Heehee, no suicide here, no bangy bang...
Naruto: ...
Mamoru: You're cute, but not that cute
Mamoru mutters
Naruto what is going on
Kimiko: :o
Satomi pouts, punches him in the stomach
Naruto: OI. NO VIOLENCE.
Naruto: ...
Mamoru: Oof
Naruto: WHY ARE YOU ON THE FLOOR?!
Mamoru is not too hurt tho
Satomi: ((What's going on? Two people are drunk on the floor, Sasuke's passed out, Kimiko's somewhat sane,and who knows where Ino is))
Sasuke is totally asleep
Satomi punches him again and again
Satomi punches slowly get harder
Ino eating sweets until she passes out
Kimiko: o.o
Ino: (peek a boo)
Satomi: I HATE YOU KEISUKE
Naruto pulls Satomi off of Mamoru
Naruto: OKAY
Naruto: LET'S JUST
Naruto: SIMMER DOWN
Satomi wails, tries to hit Naruto and miserably fails
Mamoru: @_@
Mamoru: What the shit
Mamoru cringes
Mamoru: ...wATER
Mamoru: WAIT
Mamoru: We're drunk we need wat-
Mamoru ends up rolling over himself and ends up on his back again
Mamoru: ....
Mamoru: ....oh fuck it
Naruto puts Satomi back on the couch
Satomi grabs Naruto again
Naruto grabbed
Kimiko has no idea what's going on anymore
Satomi: I'm staying here tonight, kay~?
Naruto twitches
Naruto: OF COURSE YOU ARE
Naruto: NO ONE CAN SEE YOU LIKE THIS
Naruto: YOU'RE DRUNK!
Mamoru: Druuuuuuunk
Kimiko snickers
Kimiko: And who's fault is that, Naruto?
Satomi: Yours~
Naruto: SHUT UP KIMIKO
Satomi: ...Naruto...?
Naruto looks over at Sasuke, "How the fuck are you sleeping through this?!"
Kimiko winks
Sasuke snores
Satomi: ....you're going to find Keisuke, right...?
Naruto: ...
Naruto: of course
Satomi: Liar.
Naruto: and I'm going to knock out the rest of his teeth
Satomi pouts, lightly punches him
Naruto: PFFF
Naruto: IT'S MY JOB TO FIND HIM
Sasuke: Shut up.
Kimiko: ((Naruto I'm thirsty))
Sasuke has his eyes still closed
Satomi: Sasuke...?
Sasuke: Shut up shut up shut up.
Naruto: ((oh my God Alex I'm going to kill you))
Naruto: ....
Satomi: ((XDDDD))
Sasuke is getting a headache already
Kimiko: ((get me water))
Naruto: ((get bent))
Satomi falls back onto the floor, crawls over to Sasuke and gives him a hug
Sasuke: [Get me water too]
Naruto: What're-
Sasuke: ..........
Sasuke: wHY
Naruto: ((FUCK BOTH OF YOU))
Sasuke: NO
Sasuke hurt his own head
Sasuke: Ow..
Sasuke: I don't like being touched, jesus shit...
Naruto is sort of blinking in shock
Sasuke: ...*pats Satomi anyways*
Naruto sIGHS
Satomi doesn't move
Naruto gETS EVERYONE WATER
Kimiko: ((dats right, you my bitch))
Naruto: ((...))
Naruto: ((I'm going to throw you off of a bridge))
Satomi drinks the water
Sasuke: [thank you, slave]
Satomi: ((*sings* I don't care, I love it~))
Satomi: ((brb))
Naruto: ((...))
Kimiko: ((he got me water, I win))
Sasuke joined the chat
Naruto is tempted to dump Sasuke's water on his face
Ino passes out with chocolate on her face and hits the table
Kimiko giggling at Ino
Kimiko: Looks like most everyone's staying here tonight
Naruto: ...
Naruto hands Sasuke his water
Sasuke takes
Sasuke: Thanks
Naruto sighs
Naruto: Yeah.
Kimiko wonders if Mamoru's still alive...
Kimiko nudges him with her foot
Mamoru is going to fall asleep
Mamoru: ...nnn.
Naruto: ...
Naruto: not you too.
Naruto groans
Naruto "when did this turn into a sleepover"
Kimiko pats Mamoru's cheeks
Naruto pulls a beer outta the fridge
Mamoru: ....*falls asleep*
Kimiko: ...
Kimiko: oh my.
Naruto: ...
Naruto groans
Naruto throws Sasuke's present at his face
Sasuke fumbles with it but overall catches it
Sasuke: ....
Naruto chugs his beer and throws himself on his bed
Satomi: ((back))
Satomi crawls onto Naruto's bed with him
Naruto: ...
Naruto twitches
Naruto picks up Satomi and puts her back on the couch
Naruto: No.
Satomi: But... it's so comfy...
Naruto: My bed. For me.
Naruto: And me alone.
Satomi whines, crawls over to the fridge
Naruto: Someone stop her. I'm going to bed.
Naruto: ((yeah, got a headache. night all.))
Satomi opens the fridge and grabs a beer
Naruto left the chat 6 seconds ago
Satomi: ((G'night))
Kimiko: ((grabs the beer out of her hand))
Kimiko: ((wait))
Satomi opens it
Kimiko grabs the beer out of her hand
Kimiko: ((Jesus that took me three tries to write correctly))
Satomi: ...
Satomi grabs another beer
Kimiko: Satomi.
Kimiko: Stop it.
Kimiko slams the fridge door
Satomi still has her beer
Sasuke opens the gift Naruto got him
Satomi: No. I dun wanna.
Sasuke: ....
Kimiko smacks it out of her hand
Sasuke ends up smiling
Satomi crawls over, grabs it again, opens it and begins chugging
Kimiko smacks Satomi
Kimiko grabs the beer and throws it out
Satomi snaps
Satomi: CAN'T ONE PERSON LET ME FORGET KEISUKE FOR ONCE
Satomi begins licking the spilled beer
Kimiko: No. Because that's not how life works.
Kimiko: You don't get to just /forget/ when it starts getting rough.
Kimiko: Naruto was being nice by letting you have a little bit of eggnog.
Satomi: I can't...
Satomi tears streaking her face
Kimiko: It wasn't some ticket for you to get drunk.
Satomi utterly defeated
Satomi starts drifting off
Kimiko sighs
Satomi drifts off, still on the floor
Kimiko: I'm taking this one home. *Mamoru*
Mamoru sleeping soundly
Kimiko gets his arm around her shoulders and picks him up
Kimiko: ...
Kimiko: Uh.
Kimiko glances at Ino
Kimiko: ...
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: I'll take her home.
Sasuke has a pounding headache, though
Kimiko: Thank you.
Kimiko: Night everyone.
Kimiko vanishes with Mamoru
Kimiko left the chat 9 hours ago
Ino: ((Ooh, Sasuke, are you getting sweet on me?))
Sasuke: [Don't push your luck]
Ino left the chat 9 hours ago
Mamoru left the chat 9 hours ago
Sasuke sighs and takes Ino home
Sasuke left the chat 9 hours ago
Satomi out, is the only one left at Naruto's (besides Naruto, of course)
Satomi left the chat 9 hours ago