Rosco's Profile!

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Character's Full Name: Rosco
Pronunciation: Rah-Sko
Species: Midget Giant
Abilities: Slighty more strength than a normal man. He speaks Spanish and Sheepish.
Age: 27; 54
Height: 7'0"
Hair: Red and curly
Eye Color(s): Green (Like that of the emerald plains of Scotland)
Skin Color(s): Pale blue
Personality: Scottish. He is a huge caricature, an exaggerated stereotype of the average Scottish man.
Looks: Magnificent, red, scruffy, Scottish beard. Moderately (pshh) muscled, due to him being a giant (an' all that). He's as attractive as any Scottish man could be. The cream of the whiskey-filled crop, if you will.
Appearance: Scruffy, bearded, large, slightly blue guy.
Outfit/Style: Anything with pockets.
Likes: Polar bears, sledgehammers, and whiskey.
Dislikes: Being sober, Irish people, time travel, and doctors.
Strengths: Slightly stronger than any man. Magic pockets.
Weaknesses: Whiskey, less weak to other forms of alcohol.
Fears: the Temperance movement (<-Comic Gold), and not having pockets from which to take things.
Relationships: He has a pet polar bear named Rosco. He's very friendly, but easily angered when drunk.
Family: None. He was orphaned and raised by a migratory pack of vicious anti-Ireland and centralized medicine sheep during the late 1950's and early 60's.
History: He fought in the Korean War, Vietnam, the Cold War, the Civil War, World War I and II, and the Bay of Pigs, in that order. This is why he hates time travel. Afterwards he settled down and became a shepherd for a short time, unfortunately he lost his flock due to his drinking issues, which has caused him to get caught in a horrible downward spiral of drinking to forget and forgetting to drink. When he forgets to drink, he realizes rather quickly though, and drinks to forget his forgetfulness. Down and down he spirals, smashing through rock bottom like a paper mache doily, and continuing on until he has finally become properly Scottish. Which is to say, he now has a bit of an alcoholism problem.

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