You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you" [At least once a day.]
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blonde. [This happens so much.]
TOTAL: 5
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [No I didn't try or anything...]
You just tried to lick your elbow. [Damn you...]
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [Learned that one from sitting in a car for a few hours.]
You just sang them to make sure. [*sigh*]
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [At the least once a day.
You have choked on your own saliva. [I swear my body is trying to kill itself.]
TOTAL: 6
You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [That's why I avoid them... Cause it's either I do that or chase it around before looking down.]
You have caught yourself drooling. [Go me! Just now!]
TOTAL: 4
You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking. It's a big shock to realize this happens. Then it happens again. Rinse and repeat.]
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [Talk to me on the phone and you'd experience this first hand.]
People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [They don't always walk away. Those are usualy the people too used to it.]
You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. [What can I say? I get excited easily.]
TOTAL: 5
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally. [AND on purpose!]
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 4
You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
You break a lot of things. [Curiosity plus clumsiness ^-^]
You tilt your head when you’re confused. [Generally associated by a 'Neh?']
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [I honestly love doing this.]
The word “um” is used frequently.
You don’t know what “um” means. [A wild card for words?]
You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. [Helloooo laziness!]
TOTAL: 8
GRAND TOTAL: 30
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
240%
Woah... Wears my padded walls?
