I love my friends. They like to put up with me. I wanted to show you a snippit of what they go through each day for my sake:
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10:24 PM
me:
okay.. so anything exciting going on in your life?
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10:26 PM
Vicky:
Not a damn thing doggy
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10:26 PM
me:
how depressing, you know what I want right now?
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10:29 PM
Vicky:
Penis...
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10:31 PM
me:
yes.. and a SUPER DUPER hot guy with an accent to come with it and... hmm... had blue eyes. idk why but yeah. He should have to call me love, and... wears a black suit. Not a tux, a suit. Also, he's got to be carrying a carton of mint chocolate chip icecream and is willing to share. And he had to be INCREDIBLY in love with me. and then we'd get married have like 2-3 kids. one being named lucian. and we'd live happily ever after with him, me, our kids, and atticus in a Humongous mansion since we both became zillionaires with a carton of icecream. thats what i want right now.
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10:32 PM
me:
oh, the penis has to be giant.
lol
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10:35 PM
me:
and the tie on his suit has to be a metallic orange. it coordinates with his blue eyes on the color wheel
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10:41 PM
Vicky:
Thasts toooo much to read sorry lololo
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10:43 PM
me:
but i put a lot of thought in it these last 6 minutes...
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10:44 PM
Vicky:
HAHAH SORRY I LOVE YOU!!!
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Later on that night
[Vicky]
thanks********
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11:25 PM
[me]
is the stars cursing?
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11:26 PM
[Vicky]
yeah
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11:27 PM
[me]
which ones cursing? i'll discipline its ass.
lol
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11:29 PM
[vicky]
To the left and 7 up
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11:31 PM
[me]
....lol it took a second. okay ahem... "YOU *** * * ** * * **** * ** * *!!! you****fuck***SAD *****gaint flying ******* turkey! NEVER EVER******SWEAR AGAIN MR>STAR!!!
*slaps stars butt a couple times until it starts crying*
...'
do you think i was to hard on him?
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11:34 PM
[vicky]
Not at tall
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Anywho. I love you. Anonymous readers.
