omfg... Omfg... OMFG!!!
I am currently sitting in my English class (So you get a clearer picture, I am sitting in the corner on the floor charging my laptop whilst 'studying' for the exam coming up. I am a dork). A boy had a fart bomb and he was about to set it off next to me, and I said 'Set that thing off near me and I'll rip out your eyes and feed them to my cat' and he quickly moved to the other side of the room. He set it off. Luckily, it doesn't smell too bad. Last time someone did this we literally had to evacuate the building. It stunk SO BAD! Anyways, now the teacher (Who didn't notice until, like, 2 minutes after it was set off) is keeping us in at lunch time. F*ck that for a joke! Then again, I did technically say I was going to blind a boy, or potentially kill him, so I guess it IS fair on me... Hmm... But I am studying! Definitely not typing this thing up right now! MM-CHA-CHA-CHA!!!
WELP, I gtg. I have to actually study (And maybe write the next part for 'A Safe Place')
Oh, and for those of you who live in 'stralia, mate! You should head over to Geelong. It's a gorgeous place, mate! G'day, vegemites! And every other 'Australian saying' you can think of. BLEUGH. For and Australian, I suck at being Australian.