I AM GOING TO GET BETTER AT THIS, GODDAMNIT.
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Jaejoong stared at the younger man until his eyes hurt, wondered if it was possible for him to be thoroughly intoxicated after downing only two shots.
"...Could you repeat what you just said?"
Changmin snorted, completely unsympathetic to his confusion. "Yunho. Is. In. Love. With. You. Or do I need to say it even slower?"
Jaejoong just continued staring.
"Yuuuuuuunhooo iiiiisss iiiiiiiinnn-"
"I heard you, idiot! But that's just- I mean- he can't..." Jaejoong buried his face in his hands, elbows pressed into his knees, and heaved a long, exaggerated sigh. "Changmin. That's just not possible."
Changmin rolled his eyes and threw his hands in the air, cursing life for punishing him with two hyungs who seemed bent on tiptoeing around each other for the rest of their stupid lives. "Not only is it very possible, Jaejoong, but it is also disgustingly obvious. I mean, come on, he named his yacht after you."
Jaejoong peeked out at him from between his fingers. "...What."
"Are you stupid? What did you think 'SS JJ' stood for?"
