I suck at Portal

Mood: Meh.

Currently: writing a post on mah blag.

Well...I suck at Portal. I was able to get a bit of it on the first game. But that's effing computer controls. So now that I'm playing it on the PS3. I am shit. My brother needs someone else to get some of the trophies and I'm one of the only people there. So I need to shape up a bit so I can be help. I'm not used to using two joy sticks for controls. I keep looking at the ground or ceiling and I have horrible aim.

Me, I am disappoint.

Also happy birthday Daniel Radcliffe! ^_^ You make a lovely Harry Potter.

I just realized I never really talked about my trip to DisneyWorld...In few words. It was fucking awesome.

WARNING! LONG DISNEY POST AHOY! SKIP TO THE TL;DR AT THE BOTTOM TO SEE BASIC DETAILS IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE READING IT

Day 1: That was the day we got there. We managed to make to the hotel at one maybe...? Me and my brother were being rather annoying about it so we took a bus to the Magic Kingdom as our first day thing. The bus ride was like half an hour (fer srs) We arrived and waited in line for Space Mountain. (WAS FUCKING AMAZING) In true Disney spirit, the exit led us to a gift shop...and whats this...? IT'S A FUCKING POURING THUNDERSTORM OUT THERE. We stay there for like a half an hour hoping the rain will leave with no prevail. There's people coming in like they just jumped in a pool and people taking the risk and running out. We ended up being fed up and buying some ponchos to continue on our merry way.

It rained the whole day. Who cares if I was damp, the lines were amazingly short because a lot of people left. Also, I was close to limping and had to stand on the bus ride home :B

Day 2 und 3: First Epcot. Was pretty fun, but the lines were rather long and I was wearing effing FLIP FLOPS because my shoes didn't dry off from the day before. My feet hurt like hell. Test Track and Mission: Space were fun on a bun. And I got to see cuttlefish ^_^. It rained for a bit so we ate in the Land. We saw most of the World Showcase as well. Then Hollywood Studios, AMAZINGSAWCE. I rode the Tower of Terror twice. Didn't get old. My dad lost his had and I got a birthday pin so I got lots of Happy Birthdays! I chickened out on Rock 'n Roller Coaster though... Fantasmic was awesome and we got to do the wave (twice in slo-mo and once really fast) Over all pretty fucking amazing. We saw mostly shows so my feet didn't ache. :D

Day 4: Animal Kingdom. Dinosaurs, yay awesome ride. Animals. I waved to Eeyore, it was amazing. Blue-eyed Pocahontas. Tarantula. Gah. TURTEL YUS. My brother and I rode Kali River Rapids three times. (We got soaked twice. the middle one was a dud :( it sucked) We were wandering around with wet shorts most of the time :D. We rode Expedition Everest FIVE TIMES. AWWWW YEAAAAAAAH! We ended up doing poses XD.

Day 5: My brother and I left without my parents so we could get to Epcot. We bought me an OSHAWOTT PLUSHIE in Japan and we named a bird in Germany (Henry). We rode Test Track twice before heading to Hollywood Studios to ride Rock 'n Roller Coaster twice and the Tower once. My parents went on Toy Story Mania. Then we spent the rest of the day at Magic Kingdom and I got a cookie with my meal because it was my birthday. It's started pouring there too. We waited in line for the Jungle Cruise for fifty minutes before it closed down because of the rain. Three people noticed my Ghostbusters t-shirt. one was in the Haunted Mansion. They asked if I was here for the ghost problem XD

Then we went home :D

TL;DR Went to Disney. Achy feet first two days. Rain. Damp. Dad lost his hat. FUCKING LINES. Pokemon. RODE EXPEDITION EVEREST FIVE TIMES. The wave at Fantasmic. Starring Aerosmith. FUCKING FREE COOKIE. Ice Cream.

Then home.

Thanks if you actually managed to read that!
-Cheezcake

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