Mood: Rave-y
Currently: Listening to deadmau5 bro!
HI DUDES AND LADY DUDES. I'm pretty sure most of you are lady dudes though... Anyhoo! I've been noticing a trend with piñatas. On TV they always result in epic fail. As much as I love laughing at peoples pain, I seriously wonder how they could've thought playing indoors was a good idea.
I've been going to a ton of parties where we have had piñatas. And no one has ever gotten hurt. Ever.
SO I'M TEACHIN' YOU GUYS ONE OF THE CORRECT WAYS TO NOT EFF UP YOUR LIFE WITH PINATAS.
First of all: Weather. It has to be nice out. If it's winter time, it's probably a bad idea, because you shouldn't be playing indoors.
You also need a proper tree, so you pretty much just tie the piñata to a rope and fling the rope over a tree branch. Most of the parties I go to have someone manning the rope. To make it more difficult they pull on the rope so it's harder to hit. Especially since you're blindfolded.
Keep in mind, everyone stands a distance away, y'know, to avoid getting hit. Even the rope man. You should trust someone who was just spun around in a circle blindfolded holding a stick for WACKING.
So it should be safe enough. For fun, I'll list how most piñatas end at parties I go to.
1. All the kids finally give up and they get an older person to beat it to death with the hitting stick.
2. It falls off the rope and we proceed to beat the shit out of it.
3. The adult gives up, takes it off the rope and opens it and throws the tasty candy to the kids.
4. We personally yank it off the rope and beat the shit out of it.
5. We just really like beating the shit out of it for some reason. We really like candy.
ALSO HOTTOPIC HAS DEADMAU5 STUFF. I WANT IT. I ALSO WANT A MAU5HEAD OMAHGAWD.
Bye!
-Cheezcake
