Well hai thar ^^

Seems like you've stumbled across my blog! Well, I guess I'll give you a little information about myself:

Name (the one to be used for this blog's purposes): Mattie
You could also call me UM, um-chan, or whatever nickname you have for me.

Age: 17

Gender: 1/7 Female, 6/7 Male

Birthday: 9/3

Obsessions: Hetalia, Coldplay, video games (Nintendo mostly), drawing, writing, roleplaying, Let's Plays

Have fun wandering through my blog! BUT WAIT! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! (hands you a hockey stick) ^^

~Mattie

Look at all the times I've been on the front page! :D SO HAPPY

I'M IT

Tagged by catsworld

1. Chocolate or fruit(of any kind) pie?
Chocolate~!

2. If your favorite anime/manga character came up to you and asked if you two could hang out for a day, what would you do?
Well I'd obviously say yes!! And we'd do anything but play hockey because I think I'd die if we did.

3. Icecream or sherbert or sorbet?
Sherbet! Tis yummy X3

4. I have a lazer pointer, would you chase/follow the little red dot if I turned it on?
Well of COURSE NOT. (spots laser) OOH PRETTY. (leaps at it)

5. Cute erasers?!
I don't have any...

6. *try two* What time is it?!
ADVENTURE TIME.

7. Sports or anime?
SPORTS ALL THE WAY :D Nah jk I couldn't play sports for my life.

8. Light or dark?
Dark. Because they have cookies.

9. Writing a manga/RP/book of whatever kind?
I'm writing a novel right now ^^ It's about secret agents with attitude problems....

10. Computerized or hand drawn?
Hand drawn, I can't work a tablet for my life.

11. Its over and I didn't ask about Bunnehs!!!!! D: D: nuuuuuuuu~
...I'm sorry?

Not gonna tag anyone cuz I'm not in the mood right now... >//< Sorry!!

Tata~!

~Mattie

^6^ (plus thoughts on Iago)

Russia-kun says hi.

Anyways, so what's up with this world? Like, when I make a post that's ten words long, I get like 10-15 comments on it, but when I actually put a ton of work into a post, no one says anything? I dunno, man...I was considering just blowing this post off and seeing how many people commented, since it would be pretty short, but...I HAVE AN AGENDA.

REVELATION. REVELATION ABOUT OTHELLO.

So there's a part where Iago decides to provide "circumstantial evidence" (coughthat'scompletelymadeupcough) that Othello's wife Desdemona is cheating on him with Cassio. And the circumstantial evidence he provides always boggled my mind a little bit because it just sounds so ridiculous. He says that he and Cassio had recently slept in the same bed...

NOW HOLD ON. STOP THERE. Two guys sharing a bed? Was that really normal in Shakespearean times? Really? Anyway, continuing.

Now, apparently Cassio sleeptalks. And while sleeptalking, Iago claims that he said things like, "Oh, my lovely Desdemona," etc and then...get this...grabbed Iago and kissed him. And pretty passionately, according to Iago's story. He also claims that Cassio wrapped a leg around him and other such intimate things and so on.

...yeah, wtf? I had completely forgotten about this since the last time I read it...But now...it raises some questions...

First off, this isn't real. Iago's making this all up for his own benefit. So why couldn't he have stopped at sleeptalking? Why did he openly admit that his guy friend (didn't really but for the sake of argument) nommed on his face while dead asleep? Wasn't that a bit too far? What was he thinking, coming up with a story like that?

Second off...if it was real...why didn't he fight back? Or at least make some mention of fighting back in his story...

The simple answer is that Iago is deeply in love with Cassio and therefore is pouring his desires into this lie that he has created. Yep! :D

Okay well no, I'm sure that's not at all what Shakespeare was hinting at and really that shouldn't be taken too seriously, but you don't find that at all odd? And it does support my pairing, eh, eh?

I've brought yaoi to Shakespeare...What have I done?

Anyways, last thing before I go! I was actually planning on having Cassio walk by during V and Iago's coffee date, but then I realized that I didn't have him get up til around 1:30. So that's a no. Sorry, Cass! No enviously jealous feelings of envy for you today!

Cassio: -_-

But alright, I'm gonna split. Field trip tomorrow~!

Matthew: Hold on! I'm still waiting on that apology!

Right. Listen to the Canadian. Poor thing, traumatized. (pats Matthew's head) Anyways, tata~!

~Mattie

Hello Heatwave

Seriously, my room feels like the Saharah. It was so bad that I took a shower at night. I usually take them in the mornings before school. It was so bad that I wore a tank top and went barefoot.

I hate being able to see my arms. And I despise feet.

Like, I have my feet hidden under a sheet right now. God, I hate feet. >////<

ANYWAYS~! Remember Pirate!Iggy yesterday?

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THIS. THIS is what I want. Be a good boyfriend, Iggy. Act like this a bit more, hm?

I need to get started on Othello...Oh! I had a random argument with this kinda-creepy-but-not-on-purpose kid about Iago. He was like, "Oh, I picture Iago as super sinister, bags under his eyes, old looking." And I'm like, "Uh, excuse me?" I showed him my design for Iago, and he was like, "...no way. He looks too approachable."

My response: "Um, yeah, he looks approachable. He looks goddamn attractive, because why the hell would you put your undying trust in someone who looks unapproachable?!"

Kid: "...maybe he's rich?"

Me: "-_-"

Iago: HA. I WISH.

Cassio: ..."goddamn attractive"...?

OKAY. SO HERE'S THE DEALIE WITH THE VOICE MEME.

I shall do it IF certain conditions are fulfilled. Now, this may seem selfish of me, and kinda hypocritical because I STILL HAVEN'T STARTED MY STUPID PW POST, but I want my Iago fix and like now-ish so yeah. If we have TWO instances in OotRH where someone posts in less than a week after I post, I will do this voice meme.

Yeah, yeah, call me selfish, but this rp is moving soooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and Jesus Christmas I already have Cassio and Iago's meeting scene planned out and I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH IT FOR UMPTEEN RP DAYS SO GEEZ. I don't want the world to die, yes? PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE START CARING TT~TT

So I figured I'd bribe people. Bribes always work.

(still feels super selfish) >/////<

I'll get to work on that PW post right away! In fact, maybe I'll get it up tonight!! ^^; I'll be a good rper and not demand from one rp while neglecting the other...

Oh! Damien (the teacher that reminds me of him, that is) subbed one of our classes today~! Love him <3

Alrighty, off to write for PW!! ^^

Matthew: HEY WAIT. I STILL WANT THAT APOLOGY.

Oh yeah. That too. Anyways, tata~!

~Mattie

NO. NO NO NO

Gah I really don't want to do a voice meme...but I want to do a voice meme...

DAMN CONFLICTIONS

GRAB YOUR HOCKEY STICKS HOLY CRAP

...okay, first off, before we jump into this situation of doom, I'm making it perfectly clear that I will NOT do a voice meme because I refuse to put my terrible sounding voice onto the internet. It just seems to be this thing spreading around theO. BUT I HAVE BEEN VACCINATED. So moving on...

I innocently type in "hetalia england" in Google Images to find a screencap for a contest, right? Well, I stumble upon THIS:

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And my reaction:

It brings to mind a certain quote I once heard: "Well, you know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours.'"

BUT SERIOUSLY. WILL THIS PIRATE INVASION EVER END?!

I swear, Matthew's going to have a heart attack...

EMOGIT. EMOGIT, I THINK ARTHUR OWES SOMEONE AN APOLOGY RIGHT NOW.

Matthew: (hiding under his blanket, gripping onto hockey stick for dear life) >///////////<

Damn pirates...

Tata~!

~Mattie