Vacation from Hell

Mood: Excited as all get out
Listening to: HetaOni music (that's STUCK in my FRIGGIN HEAD)
Today's Word: Bedbug
Today's Video Game: New Super Mario Bros. Wii

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IT IS AMAZING ACCESSING THE INTERNET FROM MY LAPTOP. A-FRIGGIN-MAZING.

Anyway, moving on. I'm finally back home, which means crappy phone service (I think Arthur ate texts from two of my friends...) but internet I can actually use and a lack of autocorrect in these blog posts!

Wait...getting an update...Arthur did NOT eat one of my friends...good...

Anyways, sorry my last couple posts have been sadiq-y and nasty and crap. Honestly, anything and everything that could have gone wrong at that week at the shore did. A few examples:

1. A cell tower was down for the first two days and I had no internet access on Lizzie nor aim on Arthur. Out of contact and surrounded by my family >///<

2. THE BEACH. GOD I HATE IT.

3. I ate a bucket of crab fries with my cousins, then tried to wash it down with Dippin Dots ice cream. Crab fries + Dippin Dots = INDI-FRIGGIN-GESTION.

4. I lost my Hetalia charm. Probably while riding the Moby Dick. Or the pirate ship.

5. I spent all of Thursday in a crappy mood that not even fried Oreos or fudge could help with...although spending the night on the boardwalk with fighting cousins didn't help...

6. Speaking of which, EVERYTHING WAS A FRIGGIN FIGHT DOWN THERE. NOT EVEN KIDDING.

7. Spent all of Friday with a weird pain in my throat. Strep throat anyone? Or maybe it was all that second hand smoke from the boardwalk...

8. BEDBUG INVESTATION. NUFF SAID.

9. Now I'm sick. My headache has gone away but my throat kills.

And these were just a couple of examples... Some good things, I got a whole section of my rp fic knocked out (not the whole chapter, though) and bought an awesome hat. ...and that's about it... Oh, discovered a depressing little Hetalia excerpt I wrote a while ago that I'll probably post to The Library when I come up with a title... (See, I gave you a link, cuz I'm OCD about those things concerned about convenience like that ^^)

Speaking of Hetalia, I would like to let the world know that, despite scientific fact and observation, polar bears are NOT ferocious beasts. They are adorable, snuggly little animals with memory problems, is all. <3

Anyways, I'm gonna go. Hopefully I'll feel better by tomorrow or something...Go to sleep? No way in hell! I'm taking my REAL vacation tonight--watching every single one of Chuggaaconroy's LPs in order. I think I deserve it. ...and some fudge.

Tata~!

~Mattie

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