Damien Gets the Third Degree

Which is an ironic title, cuz he's in the Seventh Degree, but he's number Five, but number Three is (evil grin)

(gets hit by a brick)

Damien: SHUT UP >//////////<

Not my real post, I decided to do this super fun quiz post thing and let you lovely people know more about Damien!! ^^ So let's go~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

Damien: Someone save me?

1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Damien Reul. ((lack of accent NOOOOOOOO)) And don't even try to come up with a nickname for me, because I will shoot you.

Fujian: XIAO HUA MAO~! <3

I SAID I WILL SHOOT YOU!!

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
Twenty-eight.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
If Fujian made it, then it's good. I like angel hair...

4. And your favorite drink?
White wine.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
(sigh) ...Must I say his name?

Fujian: You know you love me, wo de xiao hua mao. <3

WO HEN NI. Moving on.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Er... (blushes slightly) Well...

Fujian: Does that question really need to be answered? (wraps an arm around Damien's shoulders)

THIS IS NOT YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU FRUITY IMBECILE.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Red. (pulls on spectacular flashy boots)

8. Who's your favorite author?
He's a playwright...and I can't believe I'm saying this...but Shakespeare...

Iago: HA!

HE BROUGHT ME THAT MOSTROSITY. WHY? (points at Iago)

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Must I say it? It's so cheesy...

UM: I'll bring Fujian out.

(mortified look) I...well...not...being socially accepted... (hangs head) I sound like a teenage girl...

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
Whoever's interviewing me doesn't know who they're dealing with...And I'm an only child.

11. Who's your hero?
I don't really have a hero...

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Fujian. (annoyed face of annoyance)

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Fujian and nobody getting together...I'd enjoy it, if only to watch Fujian suffer. (grin)

Fujian: STOP PRETENDING YOU DON'T LOVE ME TT~TT

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Probably murder her for all the crap she's put me through...

UM: (runs)

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I'm twenty-eight. Does that really not count as grown-up?

16. What's your worst nightmare?
Um...well...that would, er...that would be... (whisper) Fujian leaving me >///<

Fujian: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME! (glomps Damien)

17. What's your lifelong dream?
(pushes Fujian into a pit of doom) Probably traveling the world, without getting shot at or bombed or other such things.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I would...travel the world...and not get shot at...or bombed...or other such things...

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
Playing the piano.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Spying, pretending to be who I'm not, conning people, playing the piano, getting shot at, and so on...

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!
YOU. (points at the person reading) I TAG YOU. SO YOU CAN SHARE IN MY MISERY.

Fujian: Don't be miserable! (glomps Damien again)

(is glomped) STOP RAISING THE FLAMBOYANCE LEVELS OF THIS POST DAMMIT >///<

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