Mood: Nauseous
Listening to: Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine
Today's Word: Steve
Today's Video Game: Pikmin 2
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Don't worry, I won't rant through this whole post...
Alright, start with a non-rant! I'm apparently really good at Wii Bowling...I slept over my aunt and uncle's house last night as part of a housewarming party, and aforementioned uncle, another aunt, and I all stayed up late and played Wii Bowling...
I kicked my uncle's butt every time, and he had a skill level in the 2000s...It dropped by a thousand points by the end of the night XD I felt pretty accomplished, just saying...
Sometime during that housewarming party, I randomly remembered a line from one of our rps...Something about how Iggy doesn't wander the streets drunk, he walks them drunk and with a purpose...? I forget how the actually line went, but I remember at the time it was the greatest thing I'd ever heard...If I was smart, I would go find it in my rp files, but I don't feel like it...I haven't reread any rps in ages TT~TT
OKAY RANT TIME. My birthday was yesterday, right? Well my one friend drew me a picture and wrote me a poem and stuck them in my mailbox for me to find today. And anything I'm about to say should not take away from the fact that it was really nice of her or from the quality of her work, because it was really good!
However, her poem was from the POV of Matthew Williams, and it started off a little emo-ish and then took a really weird turn that I wasn't sure what to make of...But throughout the whole thing, she had him refer to Arthur as his "uncle" (which, btw, this is the first time I have EVER heard Mattie refer to Arthur as his uncle...). Which, alright, I guess that's okay...and then on the last page, she had, IN BOLDED TEXT, "I'm not that fond of Maple Tea."
Let's have Professor Umbreon Mastah-chan649 (yeah that's what it stands for; it was seventh grade XD) analyze the two main problems with this. (puts on glasses)
Ahem, well, let's see:
a) In this fanfic/fanpoem setting, would Matthew really know what the shipping of him and Arthur Kirkland was titled? I'd highly appreciate it if you wouldn't carry your pickaxe in the vicinity of that fourth wall, thank you.
b) ...(cough)
I AM THE BIGGEST MAPLE TEA FANGIRL I KNOW. AND SHE (the author) KNOWS THAT. SHE KNOWS HOW ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED I AM WITH IT, AND SHE STILL TAKES EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO POINT OUT HOW MUCH SHE HATES IT AND HOW CRAPPY OF A PAIRING IT IS.
Every other day she points out how incestuous (spelling can die) it is (and that was in the poem too...) and how terrible I am for supporting it (USK fans and Spamano fans, this probably applies to you, too...?). And yet she likes FrUK...?! Well actually, that's a stretch, since she absolutely hates Iggy--THAT'S ANOTHER THING. SHE KNOWS WE ALL ADORE IGGY! SHE NEEDS TO STOP HATING ON HIM AROUND US!
She also says that Maple Tea has no canonical background. -_- (pulls out a history book) Er, Canada spent around 100 years under Britain's control, and was still extremely dependent on them for 100 years afterward... (attempts not to toss history book at someone's face)
I DON'T CARE THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT. I'm not one of those crazy fangirls who will MAKE YOU like their pairing. But I don't go around trashtalking other pairings, ESPECIALLY to people who are OBSESSED with the pairing in question! And this has been going on for a while!! She makes me WANT to stuff Maple Tea in her face, just to annoy her!! GAH!!! (stuffs face into a pancake)
... (remembers drunken Arthur face-pancaking) ...I feel better now <3
This is turning into a long post...and I didn't even get to talk about my randomly induced motion sickness or my odd feeling of "missing" Mattie even though I just drew him this morning...Maybe I'll talk about those tomorrow or something...OMG DAMIEN IS SINGING TO ME AGAIN <3 (eagerly listens to the Killers)
Sorry to rant your eyes off again. ^^; Tata~!
~Mattie
