Saw The Adventures of Tintin today. First off, who names their kid Tintin? Second off, let's take a look at why I couldn't stop laughing this whole movie.
One of the main characters is a captain of a ship. With a serious drinking problem. (eyes slowly move to Arthur)
This captain's ancestor was also the captain of a ship. He was British. His name was Francis. ...eh?
The pirate in the movie was British. He was mean. He was nasty. It wouldn't be a stretch to say that I would be scared of him. He was exactly like a certain scary British pirate in every way...except for the fact he wore a mask and looked like Sadiq. BAHAHA NOT SO SCARY ANYMORE, HUH, STUPID PIRATE!
And the best part. The protagonist, Tintin? He's a ginger. With a cowlick. Might as well start calling his dog Kapu. XD
Anyways, it was a pretty cool movie. It went by kinda fast...But yeah. Not the best thing I've seen, but it was good.
Iago: CASS-TIN <3
Cassio: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT. I WILL KILL YOU.
Tata~!
~Mattie
