GRAB YOUR HOCKEY STICKS HOLY CRAP

...okay, first off, before we jump into this situation of doom, I'm making it perfectly clear that I will NOT do a voice meme because I refuse to put my terrible sounding voice onto the internet. It just seems to be this thing spreading around theO. BUT I HAVE BEEN VACCINATED. So moving on...

I innocently type in "hetalia england" in Google Images to find a screencap for a contest, right? Well, I stumble upon THIS:

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And my reaction:

It brings to mind a certain quote I once heard: "Well, you know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours.'"

BUT SERIOUSLY. WILL THIS PIRATE INVASION EVER END?!

I swear, Matthew's going to have a heart attack...

EMOGIT. EMOGIT, I THINK ARTHUR OWES SOMEONE AN APOLOGY RIGHT NOW.

Matthew: (hiding under his blanket, gripping onto hockey stick for dear life) >///////////<

Damn pirates...

Tata~!

~Mattie

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