I've been contemplating death by syrup.

I'm achy again...joy...

Why has theO all of the sudden been turned into a video game? Unlocking things? Really?

...I had so much more to contribute before I started this...now I've completely forgotten everything...

Six word memoirs from my three characters~!

Damien~!

"Living life surrounded by absolute morons."

Iago~!

"I came, I stabbed, I conquered."

Matthew~!

...Matthew?

...Maaaaaaaaaaattheeeeeeeeeeew...?

Matthew: (has locked himself in his room to drown himself in tears and maple syrup)

...Hm.

I want to go to bed......

Tata~!

~Mattie

End