Captain's Log

Day: Lost count
Seas: Rather rough
Wind: Heavy
Weather: Far too bright

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Rapidly approaching six months without Hetalia.

Crew's energy consistently decreasing. Reports of insomnia, nightmares, depression, nausea, and continuous chills and aches from various crew members. Many have stopped eating. Supplements of Chuggaaconroy and NintendoCapriSun only provide temporary relief. Sensing an overall longing and emptiness.

Attempt at searching and saving pictures of favorite pairing today only further lowered crew's morale. Rumours spreading of suicide, homicide, cannibalism, and mutiny. Things look bleak.

Holding crew over with Zelda and Killers music. Sanity wears thin. Not sure how long we have left.

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End